Top 10 Reasons why i can’t get pics up!
Sunday, April 30th, 2006Ok, so we’ve established that i’m officially retarded. As for the pictures that just reaffirms it even more. Many of you have asked for some photos, and believe me, i have tons. I’m still working out how to get them on the net and once i do i will. Getting on the net costs money and fumbling around with the camera and pictures just isn’t worth it. So i thought i would let you in on the top ten reasons why i can’t get them done…drum roll please!
10.) I actually know how to do it but i just want to keep you all in suspense.
9.) Cameras are very gay
8.) The internet is even gayer
7.) I hoping you are all picturing them in your mind
6.) My camera broke after the first time i couldn’t get the pictures up because i got so mad i smashed it against the floor and got escorted out of the internet cafe.
5.) A Partridge in a pear tree
4.) i just found out that disposable cameras can’t be linked up to the internet
3.) I don’t own a camera?
2.) Just leave me alone i’m a family man, if you push me to far i just might…!
And the #1 reason why i don’t have pictures up on the web?
Because putting pictures up on the web is alot like sex for me, I don’t do it very often and because i can’t find anyone to help i have to do it by myself.!!!
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I have quick and funny story to tell also. When i was on Kangaroo Island for a few days, we had a great guide named Wayne. Wayne is as aussie as they come. A short guy but tough as nails. He kind of looked like the janitor guy from the simpsons but with an aussie accent. Anyway, we were up late sitting by the fire, just me and him, on this beautiful farm. There were two dogs on the farm and one of them was sitting in front of us just hanging out. Like most dogs he decided to lick his balls quite furiously for a pretty long amount of time. I turned to wayne and said,
“Boy, i really wish i could do that.”
Wayne laughed and then said,
“Probaby wouldn’t be a good idea, i think the dog would bite you.”
Anyway, I just want you all to know that i really hope you are reading this trash. I love getting comments as that makes my day when i get on the net and have a bunch of comments about the post. If i dont’ e-mail you back it’s mostly because i don’t have a ton of time on the net, but believe me i am reading them. Post a comment as many times as you like and eventually I will send an e-mail back. I really hope you are all doing well and i will keep the stories coming.
Gagnonius