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Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

I love how seemingly little events are such great bookmarks that can immediately take you to another story, another place, on a calendar already put in the trash. Juxtaposed with the current bearings, memories and reality can be glued in unusual ways.

HALLOWEEN. Immediately makes me think of Humpy’s in Alaska. Last year, poking everyone on the dance floor with poorly thought-out wings, I was a “travel bug.” This year, I am fittingly in Thailand. Sadly devoid of live music, I spent the night on an overly-cramped bus followed by a stomach-churning boat. I had decided to scat from the hustle bustle ping pong showed congested fume-filled city of Bangkok. Now, I’ve found palm trees and ocean in Koh Tao-the simple life. No, literally, I checked into a bungalow called The Simple Life. The name seemed winsome until I realized its meaning was, once again, literal. The bathroom plumbing (always good for chuckles) consists of a bucket and bowl for “flushing” and a wall-mounted nozzle a bit like blasting yourself with a hose at close range. I just “decorated” my room by scattering clothes and toiletries as far as I could from the bed. If “bed bugs” aren’t just confined to a bed, don’t tell me until after I check out. ; )

FULL MOON. Two months ago under a brilliant full moon I crossed the border from Canada into Montana. Never intended to drive in the dark, but a friend outside Banff easily talked me into the pleasures of good Chinese food and swinging off a cliff from a rope swing. So, very very dark it was. Few buildings, unless you count extra large hay bales as shelter. Deer daring each other to dart right in front of me on the road. Hills and a wide open world. Last month, I was in Africa. Watched the fat orange moon rise from behind a building in Kampala, slightly overshadowed by the visual feast of bikes and cars and people. Now, in two days, Kristin arrives and we go to “The Full Moon Party” in Koh Phangan. Another bookmark to bring me back here years from now.

Footnote: Curious what a “ping pong show” is? Take your wildest imagination, remember that we’re talking about Thailand, and then make your idea 100 times smuttier. : 0

The Joys of “Disappointment”

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Bad maps, erroneous information, tourist rip-offs all have managed to lead to some of my favorite experiences lately.

—-Last night, a friend and I were heading to a cabaret show, sure that we could get a cheaper price at the door than the “package deal” the tour offices were selling. Well, turns out they charged dollars (yes, that’s significant now) more at the door than with the package that included transportation and free drinks. Feeling frugal, we scoff and move on in backpacker-style snobbery. Feeling famished–or “peckish” in the Brit’s terms–I remember that the foodcourt in the nearby shopping complex was mentioned in my Lonely Planet. All other descriptions long forgotten. Imagining the Asian equivalent of food courts at home, we wander past shops and up escalators toward “Food Alley,” expecting to find greasy stalls, drying buffets, and over-stuffed garbage cans. Instead, we walk through a gate and are each handed a credit card. Huh? And where’s that music coming from? In front of us, white and sparkly are a dozen openair “kitchens” serving various international food. You order, they prepare, and hand it to you. In white porcelain dishes. Which you then carry to your table with placemats and attentive servers. Who’ll cork your bottle of wine if you like. While a live band with a stand-up bass plays Sade and Beatles cover tunes (“La da deeee, la da daaaa”). What?!? Once the shock subsided, I was more aware of really how great the food was. And my dessert! A bright pink dome with gold flakes and chocolate curls, raspberry chocolate decadence washed down with cappuccino. Turned out to be infinitely more satisfying than high-kicking transvestites.

—With full intentions of hitting a flower/plant market and a park up the road, I got unbelievably lost (I heard that unsurprised snicker!). My colorful pictorial map only has 1-2 street names, worthless anyway since most names in reality are just written in lovely squiggles (หนทำรืเ สรา รห๗). A nice Thai stops to help when I’m flying my map kite. Manages to inform me that because of special “Promotion Week” today’s the last day that tuk-tuk drivers will drive you all around town for only 20 bat to several top tourist destinations–temples and such. (“You read paper? You watch news? What, you been sleeping?”) So, I spent the next 2-3 hours with a private “guide” around town (who, by the way, knows exactly where everything is), for exactly 54 cents.

I love it when things don’t “go your way.” : D

Heat Stroke Stream of Consciousness

Friday, October 27th, 2006
New room, air pleases, but stepping out's a greater whack. Amazing efficiency of bathroom plumbing--"dump and scrub" stalls with the shower nozzle mounted right on the side. Too much stuff, fills my cubby, what might those "We Buy ... [Continue reading this entry]

Lazy day in Bangkok

Thursday, October 26th, 2006
After 30 hours, airport to airport and only a few odd hours of sleep (from 4 to 8 am) I figured I'd give myself freedom to move very very slowly through my first day in Bangkok. I think it ... [Continue reading this entry]

Tick, tick….

Monday, October 23rd, 2006
Before I get TOO comfortable sitting here...in my parents' house...unemployed...and in my pajamas until 1pm, I think I'd better hop on a plane. My pre-trip preps have been a bit unusual---getting fingerprinted for the FBI, playing football til I ... [Continue reading this entry]

Physical challenges

Friday, October 13th, 2006
Nursing a couple goose eggs on my head and tender bruises on my elbows, hips, knees, tailbone, spine... I reflect on what I narrowly survived today. It began as simply a stroll through new territories--occasionally a few obstacles to ... [Continue reading this entry]

briefly from the brain tired

Sunday, October 8th, 2006
As an internet addict now of sorts, I feel driven to plant myself in this seat even though my brain feels a little coated with dust, dizzied by traffic, depleted from navigating everyday activities. I just returned from a cultural dance ... [Continue reading this entry]

Surprises

Saturday, October 7th, 2006
BWINDI VS. KAMPALA After a 10+ hour drive, deeply rutted roads, and full views of banana trees only lightly sprinkled with villages, I knew that I was really OUT THERE when I arrived in the dark at Bwindi Impenetrable Forest. [It's ... [Continue reading this entry]

The continuing list of things I have learned in Africa…

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
1. A "unisex saloon" is NOT a gay bar. 2. There IS such a thing as "stray zebras"; they graze peacefully with goats. 3. Calls of "Mzungu" is neither negative nor positive; it simply means "Hey! A purse ... [Continue reading this entry]