You know you’re in Eastern Europe when…
Sunday, August 31st, 2008- All females are wearing high heels, miniskirts and low cut tops at all times of the day
- Leopard print is still in fashion
- there is a street named after a date in 1989, ie. “31 August 1989”
- there is a lot of fountains
- Beer is cheaper than water and sold in 2L bottles
- Every park and intersection has a giant revolution monument
- People use trolley buses as the main form of public transport
- The best thing your guidebook can suggest is to go to bars and clubs as the “nightlife is unbeatable”
- Waiters and any service people are at best rude to you, or totally ignore you
- There are flags everywhere, especially EU ones, even if the country is not, and probably never will be part of it
- the currency has recently been revised by cutting off at least 6 zero’s
- All people older than 25 speak Russian
- most people younger than 25 want to leave
- A large proportion of older people have their entire wealth in the form of gold teeth
- You get the feeling that its still 1992
A few observations…I will add to I’m sure.