Fun Trip Facts
Miles Traveled by either Plane, Bus or Truck (no trains yet) – 39,380 (This doesn’t count the miles traveled on foot)
Number of Countries I’ve been to – 16 – If you count Angola which i stepped foot on Illegally and Zambia which I was technically in while i was white water rafting then it would be 18. I don’t have stamps from either one of those countries so they don’t technically count. Cambodia was my favorite. Amazing people and culture. Where else in the world can you get a beer for about 30 cents?
1.) Fiji
2.) Australia
3.) Singapore
4.) Malaysia
5.) Brunei
6.) Thailand
7.) Cambodia
8.) Vietnam
9.) Hong Kong
10.) South Africa
11.) Namibia
12.) Botswanna
13.) Zimbabwe
14.) Swaziland
15.) England
16.) Scotland
17.) Angola?
18.) Zambia?
>Number of Airports – 19. A pretty boring stat but i’ve been to quit a few. I’d probably give the nod to Hong Kong on being the nicest airport. Free Internet, a shopping mall, restaurants etc…Singapore is supposed to have a swimming pool and other nice things but I only flew in and didn’t fly out so i didn’t see all of that.
1.) LAX
2.) Nadi, Fiji
3.) Sydney, Australia
4.) Adelaide, Australia
5.) Alice Springs, Australia
6.) Darwin, Australia
7.) Singapore
8.) Kuala Lumpur
9.) Kota Kinabalu, East Malaysia (Borneo)
10.) Penang, Malaysia
11.) Hanoi, Vietnam
12.) Hong Kong
13.) Johannesburg, South Africa
14.) Windhoek, Namibia
15.) Cape Town, South Africa
16.) Manama, Bahrain
17.) London, Heathrow
18.) London, Gatwick
19.) Aberdeen, Scotland
Number of different airlines i’ve flown on – 9. I’ll give the nod to Cathay Pacific of Hong Kong. Great movies and food and on time. A close second would be Gulf Air. Also good movies and food however they were always late and I simply won’t stand for it. Air Asia is by far the cheapest. British Airways will feed you on almost any flight which is a bonus.
1.) Air Pacific – Airline of Fiji
2.) Qantas – Airline of Australia
3.) Gulf Air – Airline of Bahrain (Middle East)
4.) Air Asia – Discount Airline of Southeast Asia
5.) Vietnam Airlines – Airline of Vietnam
6.) Cathay Pacific – Airline of Hong Kong
7.) Air Namibia – Airline of Namibia
8.) 1time Airlines – Discount airline of South Africa
9.) British Airways – Airline of United Kingdom
Longest Flight – 13 Hours – Hong Kong to Johannesburg – Not as painful as you might think but sitting in a chair that small with pretty much no legroom for that amount of time can make one go crazy. I’m lucky i didn’t have a really fat person next to me spilling over into my seat.
Country with the Best Marijuana – I was told it was Swaziland but I wouldn’t know. Could somebody pass me the pringles, and the doritos?
Country with the Happiest Pizza – Well that would be Cambodia of course. Where else can you get an extremely happy pizza for an extra buck? Brian likey!
Number of turds I swam in the ocean with – Way too many for me to still be alive. I relived that scene from Caddyshack more than I wanted to and believe me there are no Baby Ruths in Asia.
Number of times i was chased down the street by lady boys and offered free sex – Almost every night in Thailand.
Number of chicks i’ve hooked up with – Hold on….i’m laughing…ok…wait i’m still laughihg…is there such a thing as negative infinity?
Longest amount of time I went without a bowel movement – 3 days. Consider yourself warned. The Travelers Diarhhea pills could reverse the earth’s rotation.
Most Bowel Movements in one day – is there such a thing as infinity times two?
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Gagnonius
“I’m lucky i didn’t have a really fat person next to me spilling over into my seat.”
Hahahaha Nice!
Wait how about a budget stat?