I woke up today at the earth shatteringly early hour of 10:30am. I looked out my window like I always do and started walking towards the bathroom. After 3 steps the synapses in my brain finally received the message of what I actually saw out my window...snow. There was like 2 inches of snow on trees, balconies, and buildings. Then I got scared. Did I wake up in the past? Am I no longer in Madrid? Did I get really drunk, not remember it, go to the airport and fly somewhere last night?

Nope. I´m still here and it is freezing cold here today. It´s not much colder in Moscow. Moscow!! Moscow!! Now, correct me if I´m wrong, but according to that limmerick or rhyme, it doesn´t even rain in Spain and when it does it falls on plains or something. SO WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING?

Then I realized the answer. Bush is in Europe. I have come up with two hypotheses that are not necessary mutually exclusive. First, God is punishing Europe for welcoming Bush onto their "turf" (As my wise friend Ben Betz has said before "yo gotta protect yo turf"). Check out the temperatures across Europe today. It´s damn cold everywhere. I can picture God saying to one of the Saints, "Watch this, I´ll teach them. Welcome that bastard to Europe and give him some political cover for his extremist policies bent on world domination...how do you like this?" Then he starts talking like a parent and comments, "When are you going to learn? Just because Tony Blair likes him doesn´t mean you have to. If Tony Blair jumped off a bridge, would all you do it too?"

Second, Bush is actually the devil and his powers of evil have managed to cool and in some cases freeze our mild temperatures here in Europe. It´s like when Pacino stuck his hand in the holy water in "The Devil´s Advocate" and the lawyer is beaten to death in Central Park and the FBI agent gets hit by a car. I think I am onto something, someone prove me wrong. And if I die in a mysterious or unusual manner, it was Bush.