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One Year in a Vacuum

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

It’s been over a month since we returned home, and a few days since our post-RTW trip-vacation to Costa Rica. I vacillate between wanting to leave again, craving a home and a job, and generally feeling like a deflated tire or a trampoline that isn’t bouncy anymore.

The good thing about being home has been the countless reunions with family, old friends and former coworkers.

The top three questions tend to be:
1. What was your favorite place?
2. Are you glad to be back?
3. Does it feel weird to be home?

We’ve developed canned answers for these questions, JR pulls the Teddy Ruxpin string hanging from my back and I deliver the same boring canned answer. Sometimes I’d like to just pull a black ski mask over my face and stand mute. But then everyone would think I was crazy and unstable (oh heavens!)…hence the canned boring answers.

Or, people will pose an open-ender “Tell me all about your trip!”, and proceed to get creeped out by my blank stare/cross-eyed response. Should I tell them about when I cried in a cow field with a bloody knee and declared that I “hated” Thailand (I actually love Thailand, but that moment I felt differently)? Or maybe about the train ride in India when I accidentally boarded the crowded man-only car; I was visually assaulted for ten solid minutes. I felt naked even with pants and a billowy long-sleeved top and imagined the men must be whispering “she ain’t from ’round here” in Urdu or Hindi or Malayalam. Temptation is strong to tell the high shock-value tales, but depending on the audience, I muster up a three sentence story ending with “it was really neat”.

Now its time to figure out what to do next. I’m attempting to make a career of writing and JR is racking his brain for a small business idea, ideally one that will allow him to work from anywhere. It sometimes feels like the past year existed in a parallel universe and we never left, but the evidence is undeniable: we’re not quite the same.

Cue The Music, Pull the Curtain

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

A few days ago, we were dragging our feet towards the end of this trip. When we left the South Island, we drove slowly towards the port where the ferry was docked. We didn’t talk much. A dark sullen cloud hung over us, and we even discussed ways we could continue to travel. (If all 4,000+ visitors to this blog just donated $3, then we could travel for another six months! This was our plan. To be facilitated by PayPal.)

Now, we’re counting the hours until we leave. We can’t wait to get back to America (angels singing ahhhhhhh). What possibly could have changed our attitudes so drastically in just a few days? A few shit towns.

We’ve discovered a cure for people infected with the travel virus who detest the idea of returning home. All you have to do, is go to some really crappy places. New Zealand is a beautiful country, but even pretty girls get huge pus-oozing boils on their butts where no one can see. We stumbled upon these butt boils, per say, and they were wretched places. Places full of people who looked like aliens, crumbling buildings and beaches that resembled warzones. Places with newspaper headlines full of stabbings and shootings. Places without bumbling mountain streams to drink from and picturesque sunsets.

And just like that, our dread was replaced with homesickness. I miss grocery stores, huge grocery stores with ten varieties of anything on your list. I miss salad bars. I miss waitresses and people who are friendly in hopes that you’ll tip them. I miss the constitutional amendment “No shirt, no shoes, no service” and soft-serve ice cream and marching bands and tacos. And the beverage choices! America has no idea how spoiled they are when it comes to beverages. My dreams are filled with Izze and Vitamin Water.

In a few hours we go to the airport. Four planes and fifteen hours later we’ll be in San Francisco, relishing in Americana. My fingers are crossed that I’ll see a marching band…

Kiwi Roadtrip: Week Two

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
Nights slept in tent: 0 Nights slept in mountaintop huts without heat: 3 Status of ‘93 Nissan: trunk no longer closes, therefor is strapped down with bungee cord (WT) Number of Canadians spotted wearing Canadian flags: 0 (slow week) Skip-Bo Score: Brooke 7, JR ... [Continue reading this entry]

Kiwi Roadtrip: Week One

Sunday, November 25th, 2007
Nights slept in tent: 2 Amount of money spent repairing the '91 Nissan: $25 Times we've accidentally driven on the wrong side of the road: twice Number of near-fatal accidents we've witnessed: 1 Number of Canadians spotted wearing Canadian flags: 9 Skip-Bo Score: Brooke 6, ... [Continue reading this entry]

Red Wine Reduction in a Hostel

Saturday, November 24th, 2007
IMG_0787.jpg It's been almost a year since we left Mothership America. There have been brief bouts of homesickness, usually related to food and family and friends. Thanksgiving in New Zealand stirred about a bit of homesickness ... [Continue reading this entry]

Kiwi Roadtrip

Monday, November 19th, 2007
We're currently exploring New Zealand's South Island in the comfort of a 1993 Nissan Maxima, rented from a friend's roommate for $140/month. We're also doing some camping...which is interesting considering our previous combined camping experience amounts to three nights in ... [Continue reading this entry]

The First World Isn’t Funny

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
After almost 10 months in Asia, our arrival in Australia was a bit surreal. All the white people...all of the big, fat white people...it was a real shock to the system. We've grown accustomed to not really understanding what anyone ... [Continue reading this entry]

Getting Naked With Japanese Grandmas

Saturday, October 27th, 2007
The Japanese are dead serious about maintaining their cultural traditions. Traditions haven't become heritage- they're a part of daily life. There are actual women walking around in kimonos, albeit clutching a Gucci bag and chatting on a rhinestone-bedazzled cell phone. A ... [Continue reading this entry]

Tune in Tokyo

Saturday, October 27th, 2007
The greater Tokyo metropolitan area is home to over 35 million people- making it the most populous metropolitan area in the world. Based on this fact alone, we expected Tokyo to be extremely crowded, noisy, and dirty. We discovered the exact ... [Continue reading this entry]

The Airplane Fat Guy

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
Night at HKG The Hong Kong airport is creepily empty and freezing cold at 3:30am. That's when I woke up. After spending 5 horrendous days in Vietnam trying to get our round the world tickets reprinted-the most frustrating ... [Continue reading this entry]