To Whom it May Concern:
Monday, July 16th, 2007To whom it may concern:
Several weeks ago, I put a request in for an update on your “blog”. I was
assured that an update was pending and that everything would be “fine”.
Unfortunately, this was not the case, and you seem to be in limbo about the
entire update “system”.
I appreciate your timely response, and look forward to assuaging the
situation without resorting to other means.
Warm Regards,
Tommy
Dear Tommy,
Cool it. It’s not easy living with the pressure of constantly being responsible for whipping up some witty and entertaining “foreign” story. So I’ll try my best to satisfy your demands.
JR continues to play the role of the charming popular first grade teacher. I recently found a “Goofy” DVD in his bag, held it in the air like a dirty porn, and demanded to know what it was. The contraband was used to distract third graders from running around and reeking havoc during an afterschool program.
Meanwhile I’ve been leading the glitzy life of a magazine intern. My monthly salary is a glamorous $54, but the perks have been sweet. There have been a few 10-course meals, lunches and bar nights…all for free in the name of research. This food writing business has ultimately resulted into my return to the treadmill, and my number earning a spot on the speed dial list of a wild Indian chef with sights on a Michelin star.
In other news, [read on]
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