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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005

At this rate, I think that the types of food that I’ll encounter on my prospective SE Asia trip will be mundane…

Tonight I am going to make a noodle and veg stir-fry to go with some leftover slow-roasted five spice pork which has been kicking around the fridge since Saturday. Thinking about the flavours, I thought some mushrooms would go well in this dish and remembered a sachet of what I took to be shrivelled, dry cloud’s ear mushrooms which I had bought in a Chinese supermarket in Reading a few weeks ago. I didn’t think I would have any use for them, but they seemed perfect for this dish. So I shook out a few of the leathery, thin ‘shrooms and bit off a small piece to taste.

— Now, I have recently bought some evil salty liquorice from Sweden which is encrusted with a layer of near-concentrated ammonium chloride, so I am used to strong stuff. It is just that I did not expect a mushroom to taste anything like it.

I soaked the things in a few changes of boiling water, but along with their salt, all the flavour leached out of them so that I was left with limp, tasteless, semi-transparent roundels that looked less and less like mushrooms. In fact they looked more like flowers with fused petals and each with a ring of small, slightly darkened, flattened seeds in the centre. Or the transection of something else—I am a classically trained Zoologist, but I can’t be wholly certain that it is not of an animal nature.

Perhaps somebody can enlighten me. The stuff was labelled ‘Assem Skin’. The rest of the label was not in English. Google has no answers.

Random talk

Friday, March 11th, 2005

(about SF):

me: “…strong AI is self-aware AI, obviously. You’ve got the weak stuff already!”

John: “And how do you know it’s self-aware?”

me: “I don’t know. Run a Turing test or something. —Well, you can be pretty sure the AI is self-aware when it takes over the company and shuts down the internet!”

John: “Nooo! Don’t say that—our programs do that already!”


On another random note: since I had a cryptic counter installed (thanks, Chris!) I note that I have four times as many visitors here than on my other blog. BootsNall is definitely the host with the most 😉 Saying that—either site’s visitors are still in the two figures so blogging ain’t a fast road to fame.

Intolerance

Friday, March 11th, 2005

I have a strong desire to leave the country—as in emigrate. There is a sour taste of intolerance in the air and with the general election coming up I can’t be sure which of the two big parties are the greater wankers. New Labour is dead, that’s for sure.
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Trip delayed

Thursday, February 24th, 2005

My planned Asia trip has been delayed by at least a month.

At first I was relieved as I thought I had become bogged down with other projects, but this isn’t actually the case. My writing has stalled for the time being, most of my other projects (including a series of features about rural England) were scheduled for the summer, so the delayed merely gets in the way, and this isn’t the right time of the month—or in general for that matter—to focus on more mundane stuff. Not having this trip to look forward to will get me down—although not so down that I want to write my Nervous Breakdown Manual just yet.

Two days ago I thought I was busy, now I’m bored. Even reading the travel boards is boring ’cause it ain’t happening yet. The only upside is that I don’t need to register with the local surgery yet (for Malaria pills) and therefore can put off answering their stupid questions about my lifestyle.

Why oh why don’t humans hibernate like bears or dormice??

SciFi Ramblings

Sunday, February 13th, 2005

It has gone a little quiet on this blog—my apologies. But the truth is that nothing much is going on until I leave for the trip in six weeks or so.

In the meantime, I do a little scribbling here-and-there and some research. Believe it or not: after 25 years of never-quite-getting-it-together, I am finally about to write my first SciFi story! And while that has nothing whatsoever to do with travel (not this story, at any rate) here’s what I came across on this year’s Nebula ballot: “Travels with my Cats” by Mike Resnick—a beautiful story about travel, love and unfulfilled dreams. And cats. Enjoy.

Time for another Tobacco Run

Thursday, January 13th, 2005

Soon it will be time for another tobacco-run.

It is amazing where you can fly to with EasyJet these days. The whole of Europe is opening up. Fifty quid will get you to Slovakia—or I could go to Prague for a day-trip…

However, getting to the airport could cost as much again. Unless John can drive me (not during the week), my budget might stretch to Ljubljana, but it won’t stretch to Luton!

To Toil or to Travel?

Wednesday, January 5th, 2005

I know, this should be a no-brainer. But my original plan was to find some part-time work and save up for a trip later in the year. However, it turns out that jobs in the village are thin on the ground and even if there’s an opening I’d dread working alongside those spotty teenagers at Sainsbury’s. Also, if I have to stay here for the entire winter I might grow crazy—I’m not really the type for coffee mornings at the local Women’s Institute.

Now it turns out that John will have some money available from an inheritance. I am torn because it is not really morally defensible for me to squander even a tiny bit of it on travel, but then again sod it! It won’t be until March anyhow because of an outstanding court appearance (long story which I will eventually tell on my other blogif I can psyche myself up for it, that is).

All the while I am toying with a new business idea. It has been staring me in the face all along: the business park where John works comprises dozens, nay hundreds, of companies. Anywhere on the Continent such a compound would have a café with a decent foodcounter at the very least—but there is nothing on-site. There are however empty groundfloor premises in a central location. Now I can’t get the idea of the ‘CALLEVA CANTEEN’ out of my mind. Could this an ‘EATS’ Mark II (also something that will become apparent from my other blog)?

And finally, if I decide to travel in March (and I think I should—if only to think more carefully about any future madcap schemes): where will I go?

Decisions, decisions…

Blogger’s Block

Sunday, December 5th, 2004

I’ve got Blogger’s Block.

The stress of the imminent move is getting to me. We have not yet found a flat—or rather we have but the landlady is away so we don’t know if we’ll get it (and it is the only civilized place in the area, even though it is £ 100 above budget)—and my landlords have already announced they found someone to view the Stirling flat.
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Winter’s coming

Wednesday, December 1st, 2004

My body clock is all shot: here in Scotland it gets dark over two hours earlier than in Portugal! That is on a clear day. Today it is sunny but at two in the afternoon, the sun has already sunk behind the treetops and the streets are enveloped in a milky haze. Clammy fog settles on everything. It is just above freezing.
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Back on the Blog

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004

It is amazing what two weeks away from home can do…

Two weeks in which I haven’t seen the news, besides glimpses on TVs in cafés and bars. From those, I’m pretty much up-to-date with recent transfers of various football players, but politics and other domestic news have escaped me completely.
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