July 11, 2004

EB al Hajii ?

Its my party and I'll puke if I want to.

Heading to Portland this week to celebrate my 14th consecutive 26th birthday.

40 is old, but it ain't that old. Hell, Nolan Ryan was 46 when he kicked Robin Ventura's ass.

nolan can kick your ass, too

The plan is to fly out of Austin (drinks with Waylon and Willie and the Boys)
willie_n_them

through cosmopolitan Minneapolis/St. Paul (drinks with His (?) Royal Badness) comes with matching halter top

and on into Portland

(drinks with The BnA Director Whose Ass Is Hanging Out In Perpetuity).
monkey see monkey doo-doo

Then to Eugene to watch ducks smoke weed. Then to Vancouver to look for some nekkid dope dealers at the beach (for photodocumentary purposes only).

In the middle ther will be wanton bacchanalia at Boot HQ on the 17th for me and Donovan, who will be celebrating the 2nd Anniversary of his 29th Birthday. (Puppy. Wee Bairn. Been more/done more by 30 than I'll go and do if I live to 100.)

Y'all come!

Posted by ebayne on July 11, 2004 08:52 PM
Category: Altered State - US Travels

Comments

Looking forward to it EB! Are you leaving the airport in MSP? Make sure to say hey to all my friends and family :)

Posted by: court on July 14, 2004 01:14 PM

Court -- only if things go horribly wrong. But does that mean if I miss my connection I get some o' mom's home cookin?

Posted by: EB on July 14, 2004 02:50 PM

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