Because I bring out the best in everybody.

I love my feedback. Nobody has fans like mine! BillyBob thinks I'm "random and useless." High praise indeed. Life is far too fucking full of linear utility already. I would slit my fucking wrists if I thought I was contributing to that glut.

Bob is looking out for my prostate health while on walkabout with tips and tricks on dipping wick in SE Asia. Unfortunately, when it comes to umm, err, 'professional help' what is dippy on Monday is too often drippy on Friday. Better to practice my James Taylor tunes and woo hippy chicks.

Of course there are the backhanded complimenters like Jenn. To her I'm just a "dipshit" blog-doggie who needs a good bitch-slap now and again when I forget to mush. Lucky for her I have a weakness for chicks named Jenn;updates are on the way mistress; WOOF.

And there is my favorite, phentermine (the person, not the drug), master of minimalism, who simply says: "-".

Thanks for the encouragement!

-eb