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a Kings Cross of migrant sex workers in their declining years

Friday, April 1st, 2011

The first leg of the flight from Brisbane to Hong Kong was packed with trying to fit in as many episodes of 30 ROCK and MODERN FAMILY as I could before we landed. I had 3 hours in HK airport, a building with over 500 arrival/departure gates. I took great pleasure in refereeing a game of hackey-sack between a group of six elderly asian men all dressed in practical combination tracksuits and pulling out impressive splits maneuvres. I took a combination sedative of family size margarita pizza, a large glass of shiraz and a 30 minute reflexology foot massage. I just made it to board my next flight and then fell asleep before the safety demonstration and awoke startled and disorientated when the plane finally took off. I then slept a full 9 hours on the leg to Paris.

I arrived at Charles de Gaulle airport an hour late, without an arrival card (I had slept through getting that too), without a map of where the studio apartment was located (just an address), without a way to contact my girlfriend (no phone) and without Euros – but I was feeling confident. I made my way through customs (which was one uniformed man and a beagle standing authoritatively eyeballing everyone that exited). I took the overland train (RER) to the city and changed to a metro to connect to Strasbourg Saint Denis station which is in a central Paris location (2nd).

When I emerged from the station it became clear this was not the Paris I was familiar with. Picture a Kings Cross of migrant sex workers in their declining years huddled along the supermarket shop front, around corners and up alleyways. They work long hours here, from 4pm to 8am daily, with a precision you could set your watch to. They even approaching early morning business men with a french form of “How YOU doing?” We have found it easy to naviagate our way home by sex shop directions e.g. turn left at the zapping parlour, opposite the peep show. But behind closed doors our studio could be anywhere and we are loving it.

We spent a day at the Louvre looking at thousands of paintings that seemed to repeat two central themes. 1. women exposing their breasts without any context to do so (like during a hunting expedition, or in the background of someone dying in the foreground) 2. men with chisseled features wrestling each other naked – but not in a gay way of course. I guess not much has changed since the renaissance.

We had dinner last night with my old flatmate Gwenelle in Montparnasse. She served 3 courses starting with a white port aperitif and a selection of cheeses direct from the fromagerie. Next a sweet potato and white bean puree with crusty bread torn off the baguette and eaten just as heartily. For dessert an apple tatin with burnt caramel icecream. We rolled home merry with carbs.

The rain has set in today which challenged our plans for a picnic on the Ile st Louis. Instead we wandered through Paris’ oldest food market and discovered some cobbled streets with speciality butchers, florists, bakers, pastry makers and the like. We found a local camping store and have got the bare essentials for our trip: mattress, cooker, seats and crockery. Most towns have camping so planning to wing it and keep the itinerary as open as possible. 

We pick up the lease car tomorrow and have already completed three rounds of paper/scissors/rock to see who gets to navigate us out of central Paris (why am I so predictable – always with the scissors). Tomorrow night the Loire Valley staying on an old friends farm.

For the hundredth time – would. . . you. . . speak. . . FRENCH!!!

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Up at 06.30, last minute cutting and pasting for lessons, teaching, preparing for afternoon lessons, teaching, supervising activities, preparing for the next day, patrolling the residence with hoarse drills of SHHHHH and LIGHTS OUT and IF I HAVE TO COME IN HERE ONE MORE TIME. . . (Who have I become?). . .In bed by midnight, and then up again at 06.30 to do it all again. . .The sheer exhaustion is taking its toll. . . I am getting stricter in my classroom and decided to enforce a strict no foreign languages policy today- anyone who was heard speaking in their own language was banished from the class for a 2 minute time out – it was quite effective until I chastised a boy for speaking Italian and commanded that he must SPEAK IN FRENCH! He looked completely bewildered, thinking I was enforcing a cruel punishment. Maybe on some level, I was. . . So going slightly mad but enjoying it all the same. . .Can’t wait for a French September in the Pyrenees.

Lost in Translocation

Sunday, May 14th, 2006
The month of mai in France is plagued by long weekends. But rather than sit at home complaining about my reduction in working hours, I reluctantly agreed to head away for a 4 day weekend with my flatmate to the ... [Continue reading this entry]

Swimming in the fast lane

Sunday, April 16th, 2006
Spring has sprung and I have joined my local piscine for a little lap action. The French swim the way they drive. Hurried, erratic and with no thought for other travellers they swerve around on-coming traffic, fail to pause the ... [Continue reading this entry]

And so you’re back . . . from outer space . . . I just walked in to find you here with that look upon your face

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
And so began my Friday English class for the Parisian unemployed. Doing my best to make listening tasks a little less dull for all of us. I am getting into the groove of teaching after a shakey start. And hoping ... [Continue reading this entry]

That’s Santas’ little saw, mon ami

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
My month began with the CELTA course (certificate in english language teaching adults). I taught English to a group of ultra-suave middle-aged parisians. The fact that I spoke only a minimum of French was a major stumbling block. How could ... [Continue reading this entry]

Cobbled streets in ridiculous heels

Saturday, September 10th, 2005
I was offered another trip to Paris just weeks after my return. This time a romantic weekend. A research secondment to see if the 'city of love' is more than just a clever marketing slogan. Every morning was dedicated to the ... [Continue reading this entry]

Je voudrais two plates, a box of crayons, anti-inflammatories, and a plastic bag silvousplait

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
And so we have the linguistically awkward situations I found myself in, in Paris. The city of verbal paranoia. Even though I have never formally studied French I was determined not to speak English and got away with the French ... [Continue reading this entry]