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Travel Vaccinations

I am the Ubermensch.

I am immune to the flu, Hepatitis A, Typhoid, and rusty nails. I take vitamins. I am invincible.

Even if I eat a diseased asian bird flu chicken crusted over with typhoid and hepatitis, I will not get sick. In fact, I will relish its diseased saturated flavor, my body burning away all impurities and quickly assimilating the protien directly into my muscles. I will move on unfazed with preternatural speed across the land.

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3 Responses to “Travel Vaccinations”

  1. melissa Says:

    you are a s u p e r h u m a n machine.

    but seriously ry, lets not try that out… k

  2. Posted from United States United States
  3. ryan Says:

    you will be quarantined for rabies

  4. Posted from United States United States
  5. steve Says:

    you should have gotten a shot/pill that will make you continue traveling and never work for the man again….. while we know that work is not highly contagious, it is a rampant disease here in the america’s, you should make sure you heal yourself completely from this tragedy known as a JOB

    have fun dick

  6. Posted from United States United States

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