Travel Vaccinations
I am the Ubermensch.
I am immune to the flu, Hepatitis A, Typhoid, and rusty nails. I take vitamins. I am invincible.
Even if I eat a diseased asian bird flu chicken crusted over with typhoid and hepatitis, I will not get sick. In fact, I will relish its diseased saturated flavor, my body burning away all impurities and quickly assimilating the protien directly into my muscles. I will move on unfazed with preternatural speed across the land.
Tags: flu, Travel, Tag Index
November 12th, 2005 at 12:11 pm
you are a s u p e r h u m a n machine.
but seriously ry, lets not try that out… k
November 16th, 2005 at 10:15 am
you will be quarantined for rabies
November 17th, 2005 at 8:08 am
you should have gotten a shot/pill that will make you continue traveling and never work for the man again….. while we know that work is not highly contagious, it is a rampant disease here in the america’s, you should make sure you heal yourself completely from this tragedy known as a JOB
have fun dick