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If everyone’s wearing yellow, it must be Monday

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

I can still keep track of what number each day is because it’s the next number from the day before in my journal. Which means I can’t miss a day of writing or else I lose whatever fragile grasp I’m maintaining on a life organized in familiar ways. The name of each day, on the other hand? I’ve long since given up trying to keep track of that.

Although I have a new tool in my arsenal on that front. See, there have been a couple of days now (I’m sure it wasn’t two days in a row but beyond that, I’m unable to keep track of things like ‘how often’) when I’ve noticed that absolutely everyone is wearing these yellow polo shirts with the royal insignia on them. For once I’m not exaggerating when I say “everyone.” Literally every single person is wearing a matching shirt, like a country-wide soccer team gone amok.

Yesterday in a cafe I overheard a farang lady ask a Thai lady what was with the yellow shirts? Apparently it’s a way to show respect to the King since this is the 60th anniversary of his ascendance to the throne and he was born on a Monday and the color that corresponds to Monday is yellow…so everyone wears yellow shirts on Mondays. Makes perfect sense, right? So now whenever I see all the yellow shirts, I will know what day of the week it is. Yay!

And yes, I consider eavesdropping to be a perfectly good research method.

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Hell A

In other news: this morning I watched a half-hour long show on the making of the music video for Paris Hilton’s first single. That’s cool. I like Paris Hilton. But the crew. Hearing the director’s assistant talk about…god, I forget what he was talking about because I was too busy shuddering. It was so familiar and yet I was able to see it from the outside for the first time in years. And what I saw was that that tone that Industry people talk in about the people they’re working with or project they’re on or the one they’re prepping for or the one they have in development or the one they’re auditioning for – and you know that tone – was horrifying. In a city where ‘fake it ’til you make it’ is considered a valid way of interacting with even your nearest and dearest, something has to have gone horribly, horribly awry. All I can say is that I’d rather spend the rest of my life puking my guts out while being simultaneously annoyed by Eurotrash Disco Dude than spend one day ‘on set’ with those people.

Rant over. Now I’m going out to look for one of those yellow shirts because while I may not like fakey-positive Hollywood types, I love the King!!

Illness and techno and monks, oh my!

Monday, October 9th, 2006

Yesterday afternoon I got sick again. Luckily this time I started to feel bad (nauseated, feverish, etc.) while still awake so I was able to get everything out of my stomach before it could wreak too much intestinal havoc. Within a couple of hours, I felt right as rain again.

The soundtrack to my illness this time was the endless chanting of a monk (oh my word, is he ever going to shut up??) being amplified at the Sunday evening market outside, accompanied by some sweet techno beats coming from next door. And I got to enjoy this super hip spiritual dance mix totally free of charge. Lucky me!

Oh yeah, and I take back what I said yesterday about there not being so many foreigners here. There have actually been a huge influx in the past few days and I don’t think that’s just my imagination. For instance, when I got here a week ago, my guest house was almost totally empty and I got my pick of rooms. Today the ‘no vacancy’ sign was out for the second day in a row. But I will stand by the couples comment. Are people even allowed to travel to Thailand without their boyfriend/girlfriend? I’m surprised I wasn’t stopped at the border, ‘Hopelessly Single’ stamped in my passport, and hustled right back onto the next plane heading for Belgium or something.

Chiang Mai days

Sunday, October 8th, 2006
I haven't been posting as much lately because life has taken on a rhythm. Not in the negative 'wake up, go to the office' way but in a reassuring, comfortable way. Here's my day: 6am - Come bolt awake ... [Continue reading this entry]

More charades; more rubbish sightseeing

Friday, October 6th, 2006
For what was to turn out to be my Very Last Sightseeing Expedition Of All Time, I had narrowed Chiang Mai's attractions to two choices: the insect museum or the foreign cemetery. One charges admission, the other doesn't. ... [Continue reading this entry]

My morning as an illustration of how one slowly descends into madness

Thursday, October 5th, 2006
My morning began around 5am when my brain went from 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and spent the next two hours struggling with some of the themes of the book - life, death, fate, betrayal, yadda, yadda...until I was in tears ... [Continue reading this entry]

Stranger in a strange land

Thursday, October 5th, 2006
The thing about being the sort of person who has no roots is that, paradoxically, you feel at home anywhere you go. Without safety and comfort waiting for you back in Whereversville, you are free to be safe and ... [Continue reading this entry]

Hi toilet!!

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006
Remember the part about how happy I was yesterday just wandering around eating food? And remember the part about how for the past five months life has acted like nothing more than a schoolyard bully, grabbing any small happiness ... [Continue reading this entry]

Food blog, part 2: dinner

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Since you're probably dying of curiosity to know what I had for dinner after I left you hanging on that last entry, here's the story... I knew that eventually I'd have to visit the main night market, since it's Chiang Mai's ... [Continue reading this entry]

A good plate of curry is better than a boyfriend, anyway

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
I take vitamin supplements every day while I'm at home but I never take them with me when I travel. That's not because I hope to get worn down and eventually succumb to a tropical malady. If you ... [Continue reading this entry]

Happiness

Monday, October 2nd, 2006
The new interim Prime Minister of Thailand was just sworn in. He made a statement saying during his administration (only until the election next October, in theory) that they would work on increasing the happiness of the people rather ... [Continue reading this entry]