Well, one of the biggest shocks which I have felt for some time. The passing of Michael Jackson. Rest in peace MJ, hope you’re in a better place.

 I spent over 3 years hacking it out as a freelance and occasionally hired English teacher. After countless adventures I jumped overboard and landed back in Europe. However the memory lives on on these mishaps. Here i retell a love story between a savage man and a tranny. Well several trannies.

WELL we had a blast in the gay club. never disappoints. allows friendly faces eager to grab a nipple or an ass to operate in a safe atmosphere. (Im no betting man but the odds on bet is that I aint gay. Our venture in the multicoloured way of life began in Mexico when we found an apartment to live in sharing with a gay man. Before this neither of us had any idea what the ‘kingdom’ was about.) Anyway back to the story….

  Me and muppet went out for a few beers last night. Arturo then sent a txt saying he was with his friend in the gay club me and muppet were walking past. its near hotel hamilton and we were checking to see how blinky was. Blinky, dont ask about her name, was some crack hoe who worked outside, sometimes inside our hotel before we estblished ourselves in the flat.  so we go in the club for a beer and leave at 4 am having danced banda, twisted each other nipples off and squeezed a trannies tits to see if it was a man or woman.

me and muppet were at the bar. We eyd our options which understandibly were scarse, this place being a gay club. Then. There were like 3 ´ladies´. but we werent too sure. muppet motioned one over to us, quite a hottie. we started speaking and you could hear the man voice. after a bit of jabber jabber ( chat, not anything sexual at all) i just squeezed her tits. low and behold, it was a dude. that was sorted out. We made our excuses and made off. On the drive home we see a lady sitting by some shop doorway. muppet winds his window down and starts yelling in his none existant spanish. then he asked ´are you a man or woman´ haha. then he starts yelling te amo te amo. i love you. i love you.

muppets gone to leon today to see his beach chick. went over to lilys house today to watch the office. i havent laughed so hard in ages. she told me to check out her language school cos they pay double what i will be getting at oxford eng. will do.

still no plans for new year

 Hereeeeeeeee we gooooooo.

I am taking a whirlwind tour of Latin America.In a tribute to latin woman i am taking this ‘trip’ to show the world the amazing natural beauty that still exists in this fundamentally fucked up world..

 Starting up North and taking in the crazed  dancing of the Banda babes in Mexico, heading south across central Amercia, over the Andes, into the depths of the Amazon jungles and out into the wide open spaces of Argentina I will post up a pic every week of a Latin Babe from each country. If your lucky, 2 babes. Now thats a trip worth following!

 WEEK 1 MEXICO

• Paola Nunes. Mexican Actress.
• Swine flu? Prescription: Tequila no good for that. Instead 2 double cups of Paola syrup, 5 times a day. Side effects: You may go blind.

To say alive. 

MAKE A 3 DAY WEEKEND THE NORM!!! IF WE ALL DID IT WHAT COULD WE LOSE?    

bueno, ya estoy extranando mi bebe. tenemos ya 6 meses sin vernos. puta madre! estoy harto de esto tortura pero yo se q es necisario para el visa y q todo salga bien. Ya tengo mi pinche chamba, paso 1 completo. ahora es un cuestion del visa. el un chingo de papeles para prepare y mandar al immigracion, aka,gestapo. pero, ill jump through the fucking hoops and get that fuckarse visa. 2 meses mas y espero, espero q todo salga bien.

fue un ‘shock’ regresar aqui a inglaterra, y in the middle of winter. y depues sin chamba unos meses esperando una llamada o algo pa una entrevista. despues de 3 entrevistas consigue un empleyo. no esta mal en este clima economica. y el salario tambien. esto era un gran reta, pero lo hice. ahora pa chingar el visa y podemos siguir con la vida.

la vida no es facil pero juntos lo chingamos!!

q mas. ooooo. quiero ver con tal frequente este blog se encuentran en google, yahoo etc. se no no tengo tanto aqui pero con una phrases como, tetas grandes, cono, morras, etc pudo consigir ‘hits’

so here goes…..

 para ver chicas desnudas, descaradas, sin ropa chicas chicas desnudas, chicas desnudas

chicas desnudas. lets see if i get any hits for you know what……. chicas desnudas!!!

The media are seeming to move on a bit now. Swine flu isnt the only thing you hear on the news. I think people are realizing that Mexicos disorganisation is to blame for differing reports on number of dead due to swine. and that the swine flu isnt as hardcore as previously expected. Knowing Mexico they all probably had some other ailments which contributed to the grand total of 8 deaths. Knowing Mexicans, they see the bright side of everything and so the emails are doing the rounds about the swine flu. i have posted a few here.

 Also some pics of the cobrebocas with nice designs.

Its been here a while now. swine flu. just 5 days ago a cases were reported of a flu created from pigs. Now we are talking thousands of suspected cases in Mexico, and deaths ( figures vary. we have heard numbers ranging from 20 to 120) . There are 2 confirmed cases in the UK, and about 50 in the states with a few more cases dotted around the world, New Zealand, Israel, Spain.

No-one has to date has died outside of Mexico. This seems to be puzzling people. I thought about this. It could be that the flu is in a more advanced state in Mexico. Or as a Mexican friend has just told me, because the Mexicans are stubborn and wont/didnt go to the doctor for medicine. I think a lot of Mexicans who caught the flu and died probably didnt go to the doctor because they didnt want a day off work (which in most jobs in mexico you dont get paid if you have a day off). Or just brushed it aside. Until now…

 It seems to be that this flu can be treated with tamiflu, a viral drug. Or perhaps the poor health system and the population who have caught this flu -the poorer people- have contributed to a high death rate.

  I have my girlfriend still out in mexico there saying that people are paniking and that there are few masks left over. I just hope that they can get it under control and find a remidy for this virus……

Just as the heat has hit us here in london, it seems to be heating up nicely in San Fran. Check the pic. Taken by someone in the street, makes you wonder what went through that womans head in the morning before she steped out of her house. Of course she just might be a crack hoe, brain rotted out and oblivious to it all. are you thinking the same as me, ‘ why arent girls in london dressed like that?’

OR she might be a fashionista, cos they are cool and she is one of the first to get her paws on this……….

A new jean with a built in tanga-g string-. how fucking tacky is that. Tacky is good though.

So Western ‘Diplomats’ as they are called- i assume because they are ‘diplomatic’, not something we saw at Mondays UN anti-racism conference.

The big deal with this conference is that Irans  President, Mr Ahmadinejad, called Israel a racist nation founded in compensation for the dire consequences of racism in Europe, they helped bring to power the most cruel and repressive racist regime in Palestine. Well, is he far from the truth? Wheres the lie? Is it too harsh. Should he just have sat in a corner,chewing on a pen and smiled all day? I congratulate him on speaking out. Its only a scandal because the western nations perception of what is right and wrong. Of course the western contingent never do wrong. Angels that they are. And who walks out? the white folk! did any Africans walk, Latinos, Asians, Arabs, Eskimos. Nahh.

Just shows a bit of arrogance on the white western world and their perception and views on world order lay. Like a school of fish they left in defiance, self rightous snobs.  Yet the jews can bomb the fuck out of Gaza and they dont even bat an eye lid. Mr  Ahmadinejad, dont be silenced by these freaks

Walkout at Iran leader’s speech

YEH, you would think that the Prime Minister had been caught with his pants down forwarding kiddy porn to Maggy Thatcher. We dont expect much from our leaders nowadays and this latest story doestn live up to the hype that the media is giving it and the rest of the geezers in Parliment.

The news that has been running 24 hours a day for the past 4 FUCKING DAYS is about a labour geezer,  Damian McBride, Browns right hand man, his homie who believe it or not sent an email. If that was not socking enough wait til you hear this. The dude was gossiping about the opposition party in the email!!!!!!   Holy shit. Imagine the scale of this scandal. A politician talking shit about another politician. It gets worse.

He talked about 4 conservative politicians no less!!! yes thats right.

You havent heard the worst of it yet.  The bloody idiot sent the emails from his work email address. He didnt even bother to use his Yahoo or Hotmail account. Ive a feeling that if it was done over Facebook this whole mess would have never happened. Cos we all know that Facebook is the most important thing in life right now.

Apparently no-one knew about the emails.

QUOTE FROM BBC SOURCE- ‘  The spokesman added that nobody in Downing Street knew of the e-mails and that it was Mr Brown’s view that there was “no place in politics for the dissemination or publication of material of this kind”.

Where did McBride send the fucking emails to then? Either he cant use address book or he cant type.

QUOTE BBC SOURCE– The Tories said it was absurd that advisers were “plotting smear campaigns rather than focusing on how to help people affected by the downturn”.

HAHA. Wait til you hear the rest of the story. The torie have been hanging on to this god send cockup to attack Labour. Using it in infantile attacks on the PM im sure the Tories will be checking the latest polls at the end of the week.

Anyway, McBride wanted to post the gossip and slander on the Labour website. It never got that far, unfortuntely, but we still heard about it.  He lost his job over something which could have been written during a drunken urge to do over a few of the conservative cunts. Heres my emails and what ive got on the fuckers. Along with a few made up stories haha.

Good bye McBride.

READ the story—   http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7995044.stm

I had said that the Tories were milking this story. Dragging it out to scavenge til the bones lay dry.

Days and days and days after the original story came out and goody 2 shoes, James- I lick shit with a smile on my face- Cameron has been out in front of the cameras, guess what doing? Yes, blabbing on about the fucking emails. Blabbing and blabbing about a email that contained a bit of gossip.

Now he says this, BBC SOURCE–

David Cameron has demanded a reform of Downing Street’s “culture” after a government adviser sent e-mails about slurs against leading Conservatives.

The Tory leader said Labour had “been in power too long” and Gordon Brown had to end “this sort of nonsense”.

HAHA again. Now whos talking sleeze. Whos attacking who. Whos retaliating? Whos trying to work out how to tackle pollution, fucking idiots. Give it a break!! Get over it, it was a fucking email, the fat fella who write the email has suffered and so has Brown(thanks to the medias  minute by minute coverage on this email, well theres nothing else happening at the moment apart from pirates).

Cameron has enlightened us. Apparantly its the Labour government who invented this culture. This culture of what? Sending out abusive emails? Fuck sake, Cameron the other week called Brown ‘ a phoney’ and got a slap on the wrist for it by the fella in the parliment who calls ‘order’. Does Cameron actually think that Labour invented sleeze, scandal and calling the opposition twats. Cos mR Cameron aint no angle is he now, as freshed face and good that he likes people to think he is.

Now the Tories are throwing in phrases like ” been in power too long”. Well since the email came out , i think he might be right. forget the last 10 years, whether you agree or disagree with Labours success. the email proves Labour have been in power to long. One little freaks email about a few croked politicans and ‘they have been in power too long. Whta the fuck has that got to do with anything. Stop trying to distract us CAMERON. Stop using excuses to win points. Come up with a few ideas yourself and we might vote for you. But you as bad as the fatty who wrote the stupid email.

Media, stop it with the coverage of this. How about talking about the Champions league quarters a more.

All in all its a tiitle tattle battle, nothng new, nothing untried. Same ol same ol. WAKE UP , AND SMELL THE SHIT, THE POLITICANS ARE TALKING AGAIN

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7998671.stm