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A tranny love story

Monday, May 4th, 2009

 I spent over 3 years hacking it out as a freelance and occasionally hired English teacher. After countless adventures I jumped overboard and landed back in Europe. However the memory lives on on these mishaps. Here i retell a love story between a savage man and a tranny. Well several trannies.

WELL we had a blast in the gay club. never disappoints. allows friendly faces eager to grab a nipple or an ass to operate in a safe atmosphere. (Im no betting man but the odds on bet is that I aint gay. Our venture in the multicoloured way of life began in Mexico when we found an apartment to live in sharing with a gay man. Before this neither of us had any idea what the ‘kingdom’ was about.) Anyway back to the story….

  Me and muppet went out for a few beers last night. Arturo then sent a txt saying he was with his friend in the gay club me and muppet were walking past. its near hotel hamilton and we were checking to see how blinky was. Blinky, dont ask about her name, was some crack hoe who worked outside, sometimes inside our hotel before we estblished ourselves in the flat.  so we go in the club for a beer and leave at 4 am having danced banda, twisted each other nipples off and squeezed a trannies tits to see if it was a man or woman.

me and muppet were at the bar. We eyd our options which understandibly were scarse, this place being a gay club. Then. There were like 3 ´ladies´. but we werent too sure. muppet motioned one over to us, quite a hottie. we started speaking and you could hear the man voice. after a bit of jabber jabber ( chat, not anything sexual at all) i just squeezed her tits. low and behold, it was a dude. that was sorted out. We made our excuses and made off. On the drive home we see a lady sitting by some shop doorway. muppet winds his window down and starts yelling in his none existant spanish. then he asked ´are you a man or woman´ haha. then he starts yelling te amo te amo. i love you. i love you.

muppets gone to leon today to see his beach chick. went over to lilys house today to watch the office. i havent laughed so hard in ages. she told me to check out her language school cos they pay double what i will be getting at oxford eng. will do.

still no plans for new year

Whirlwind Latin American Tour.

Monday, May 4th, 2009

 Hereeeeeeeee we gooooooo.

I am taking a whirlwind tour of Latin America.In a tribute to latin woman i am taking this ‘trip’ to show the world the amazing natural beauty that still exists in this fundamentally fucked up world..

 Starting up North and taking in the crazed  dancing of the Banda babes in Mexico, heading south across central Amercia, over the Andes, into the depths of the Amazon jungles and out into the wide open spaces of Argentina I will post up a pic every week of a Latin Babe from each country. If your lucky, 2 babes. Now thats a trip worth following!

 WEEK 1 MEXICO

  • Paola Nunes. Mexican Actress.
  • Swine flu? Prescription: Tequila no good for that. Instead 2 double cups of Paola syrup, 5 times a day. Side effects: You may go blind.

 

Work- Whats the point

Monday, May 4th, 2009
To say alive.  MAKE A 3 DAY WEEKEND THE NORM!!! IF WE ALL DID IT WHAT COULD WE LOSE?    

me va, me va, me va,

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
bueno, ya estoy extranando mi bebe. tenemos ya 6 meses sin vernos. puta madre! estoy harto de esto tortura pero yo se q es necisario para el visa y q todo salga bien. Ya tengo mi pinche chamba, paso 1 ... [Continue reading this entry]

laughing at the swines

Friday, May 1st, 2009
The media are seeming to move on a bit now. Swine flu isnt the only thing you hear on the news. I think people are realizing that Mexicos disorganisation is to blame for differing reports on number of dead due ... [Continue reading this entry]