school work backlog
Not because there’s just so much of it- it’s really only 2 5 page papers, but my procrastination skills have reached a new high. Yesterday I went into town a 3 for a movie that didn’t start untill quarter to six. Which was fine, since I needed some form of contact lens-typ eye drops and everything closes at 4- see below.
Not good, however, was giving into little me hobgoblins and buying a ticket for a movie after my last festival film (How much do you love me- different name, obviously, in the original french, and very good, and french). I was bad, and went to see snakes on a plane.
Which is vaguely related to being over here, since I’m sure there’s some airline that flys through here and lets you rest in hawaii, and then takes you to LA. And of course, snakes aren’t really found here either- really never should be, actually, since they’re pretty much all illegal. Ok, fine, so it’s a total stretch, but I wanted to see the freaking movie, and I’ve got just about no impulse control. You people should know that by now!
Anyway, not the worst film I’ve ever seen. They doled out the hot guys in very small doses (big bad guy, his three or so underlings with the nice hair, and this hot kick-boxer-paying guy). Yummy. The witness guy was… well, I don’t think my father would flip if I brought him home, but I might puke the whole time. A little too… um… yeah, for me.
Main gripe? no mother fsking snake line untill almost the end of the movie.
Second biggest problem with it? same one I always have with evil snake movies/ shows- poisonous snakes are pretty much no risk to anyone.
Repeat after me, people, If I bite it and I die, it’s poisonous. If it bites *me* and I die, it’s venemous.
Now really, how tough is that?
oh, yeah, and the snake-o-vision was really neat.
j.
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lazyjayn
Contact Lens and Glasses
Interesting read, plus I like your template. Thanks!