Life
So John Clease thinks the town I’m in is very boring, and I don’t know if I agree with him, but I will say it’s no New York. But not everywhere has to be, right?
I admit- I am a bad little traveller. I’ve been totally broke- like, $10 to last me three weeks broke, and so haven’t been doing much. Add to that the whole “supposed to be here for school” deal, and suddenly my time really isn’t my own anymore.
But I’ve been told to blog more, and so I shall. I are sick. Note really bad, I gots a snotty nose, and an outer ear infection. You know, like dogs get? where you have to chase them around, hiding the drops behind your back, and hold the dog firmly, to keep them from running away? And then you put the drops in, and rub the ear around, and the dog makes either the high pitched yelpy “ouch” noise, or the arrgggrrr, rrrrr happy ear noise, before shaking the ears and sneezing twice?
Yeah, I gotta do that… only I don’t chase myself around for 20 minutes, and tricking myself into not knowing I have the drops doesn’t work too well… but I make the happy dog noises, and masage the ear.
Saw a doctor for it and everything- those of you who actually know me, and my doctor avoiding ways should be making “wow” noises about now. If the insurance didn’t cover it, the doctor visit would have cost me $15NZ, I think. I think I can claim back my ear drops too ($23.50nz) and have that money for beer, when drinking won’t make me fall down. Well, when drinking one beer won’t make me fall down… ok, fine, when my equalibrium is back to the point it normally lives at, where I don’t generally fall down while leaning against a solid, stationary wall.
j.
Tags: Travel
lazyjayn
YEY!!! Something to comment on. Remember when you used to pretend your were a cat and would chase arround my, Emily’s, and Senda’s yarn? That was fun and werid.
I don’t think I have ever had ear drops. My little sister did. She hated them.
Life for me is going crazy. Either must leave boy or shoot him. Love sucks.
Anywho, you need camera, so you can email me pictures of faux-hawks.
John Cleese is a wine afficionado, needless to say he earned his success, he deserves the opinions old people generally bandy about to shock people, but I wouldn’t take most of what he has to say in a public forum as law. Besides, you lived in Laramie! Any place with a city block with bldgs taller than 15 stories and each with elevators should be sufficient enough to your sense of city-ness.
Wow I remember the last time you were drunk and the benefits reaped from that experience, but I couldn’t imagine you any clumsier.. perhaps you were drunk before the doctor’s visit? j/k
Wow, I thought nothing could trump my odd cat display at last year’s NDK, some people still have pics.. perhaps the shocked look on Senda’s face was one of remembrance rather than disgust?
Hey, Crissy you should check out the ‘Fable’ series of Graphic Novels by DC/Vertigo comics, it has much of what we both look for in stories, Fairy Tales and odd sexual encounters and proclivities. (I mean Goldilocks with Baby Bear? I didn’t see that coming at all!)
http://www.dccomics.com/graphic_novels/?gn=1606
Vertigo looks interesting. I still need to dig out the Sleeping Beauty Erotica, but I have been consoling myself with Laurell K. Hamilton. Love her books, she needs to write faster!!!
I should probably talk with a friend who took a class on erotic writings and see if she has some good suggestions.
On the Cat note, we should have taken pictures of Jen but I think we were lacking a camera or film at the time. Her puppy eyes are much cuter, and she does the whimpering thing real well.
On being drunk, you should ask Jen about her experience with Long Islands. I love them.