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Come forth and multiply, but not on my face

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Well not much to report, other than having a lovely time on the mexican beaches of the pacific coast – it´s all sun, sea and sand in every orifice. The British girls that have been my companions for the last week or so have all departed now, so it leaves me with a day or so to chill here before heading back to Mexico City to catch my flight to Brasil.

The end of last week, and the weekend were spent in Zipolite, a bit of a hippie beach village with random naked people at the nudey end of the beach. This is all very well, but when the girls turned round to find one unsavoury character brazenly masturbating while watching them you can´t help but think the place is full of ol´dirty bastards. Speaking of wankers, I managed to fall asleep in my hammock, covered by a blanket all apart from my face, only to wake in the night to find that the mozzies have had a damn good feast on my forehead. The next couple days were spent resembling The Elephant Man, a mistake I hope not to repeat!

Monday we moved on up the coast a little to Mazunte, which is even smaller and less commercially developed than Zipolite, which is saying something. The water is warm and beautiful, and unlike the deathly riptide in Zipolite, you can swim here without fear of being swept away. I think Zipolite actually means ´beach of the dead´ due to it´s strong currents that regularly take peoples lives. On a lighter note, Mazunte means something like´come forth and multiply,´ though it doesn´t refer to the naked hippies, but to the turtles that come here in their thousands each year to lay their eggs. Went to visit the turtle aquarium and saw many different species and sizes – they send their love.

If all goes to plan I should be in Brasil by Monday so I´ll say adios for now, and write again when I´m in the southern hemisphere.

Rubber stamps

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Last week I came to the conclusion that it´s pretty difficult to get cheap flights to South America. The reality is that not many people can afford to fly in SA so there are fewer flights and therefore those that are available are fairly expensive. My plan of coming to Mexico City and waiting for a cheap ticket from a cancellation didn´t work out, it´s not something that happens much over here. So I got to the end of the week having explored many options only to realise that the best deal was actually booking through the hostel I´ve been staying in. This still works out considerably cheaper than what I was offered back in England, so it´s all good.

However, I couldn´t book my flight until I sorted out one other small matter, that of being ever so slightly illegal. My 90 day tourist visa ran out sometime last week, so I needed to get to the immigration office to plead stupidity or whatever, then try to blag an extension. My 90 days started when I first entered Mexico, and having been out of the country and back in again recently, my passport was stamped as ´double entry´ (get your minds out of the gutter, mine was here first) so it didn´t get renewed, it just kept ticking. I´ve got to say any illegal activities I´ve commited in the past have been more fun than this situation.

I couldn´t do anything over the weekend so Monday morning I went to the immigration office only to find a scene straight out of Terry Gilliam´s Brazil, all paperwork and rubber-stamping authoritarians. Despite fearing torture by rubber stamp, or at the very least fines and extra money to extend the visa, I came out a free man, with 15 days extra visa and no money paid – Lady Luck must´ve been sucking my cock, which is more than some poor fucker in an equal position in a British immigration office would be able to say!

The long and short of it is that I´m flying to Sao Paulo at the end of next week, after heading down to the coast of Oaxaca for 10 days of beach time in what promises to be a chilled out hippie haven, a million miles from the smog and madness of Mexico City. First stop (and possibly the only one if it´s that good) is a small beach village called Zipolite, to catch up with a couple of girls I met here in the city. Then I may check out Mazunte further along the coast, who knows. I wanted to go down there on the way back from Guatemala but ran out of time before xmas, so I´m looking forward to this.

For all those complaining of cold weather in the UK, it might come as some consolation that it´s been pretty cold here over here the last week or two, in both Guanajuato and Mexico City. However, I´ll try to write again sometime soon telling you how feckin´ hot it is at the beach – I might be a bastard, but at least I´m not an illegal bastard (anymore).

Back to where it all began

Thursday, January 12th, 2006
I spent a nice weekend in the beautiful little colonial town of Guanajuato, set on the side of a hill with narrow winding streets, sweet little parks and squares where musicians and assorted street performers did their thing. Saturday night ... [Continue reading this entry]

New Year and all that

Saturday, January 7th, 2006
After my birthday we got a bit of culture in visiting a museum with lovely murals on the ceiling (Gwyn you need to comment what these were and by whom as my memory is shot and it´s all or mostly ... [Continue reading this entry]