I’ll do things a bit differently for this entry. First because there’s not THAT much to say beyond what’s in the photos themselves, and second because there are just SO many pictures. So as we’ve done at times before, I’ll just abandon the narrative and let the photo captions do the talking for this entry.

The “Southwest Circuit” 4WD trip came very highly recommended to us so we were excited to get on our way. First the loading of our jeeps had to be finished. As did the loading of the three other jeeps that the same tour company had leaving the same day. Leaving aside the constant tourist jeep traffic, the area we’d be traversing was quite remote, and very arid, so it’s not really the kind of place you want to break down with no help nearby. As such the tours always leave in pairs.

As we left, one last look at the fabulous badlands around Tupiza

There were four of us in the jeep, plus our driver and cook. This meant that everyone always had a window seat, all the better to admire the landscape unfolding ahead (or in this case below.)

The first of the many (many!) llama pictures

Like yaks, llamas really only start to appear above 3000m. Since this trip was spent entirely above that altitude, we saw LOTS of them

Such majestic creatures!
Cria! (Cria is the name for a baby llama [or alpaca, or any of the other South American camelids.])

Day one was mostly driving up, up, up onto the heights of the altiplano. Though Tupiza was already at 3000m ASL, we went as high as 4855, just before our lunch stop pictured here. Soon after we descended back down to 4000 or so, which was where most of the four day trip was spent.

South America: it’s not just llamas! We saw a number of rheas, kind of emu-like large flightless birds over the course of our trip.

Like yaks, llamas really only start to appear above 3000m. Since this trip was spent entirely above that altitude, we saw LOTS of them

Our first night’s resting spot was probably my favourite: a small village whose residents got by on llama farming and work at a small mine 20km or so away. Almost every building was built of mud brick (the church is the focal point of pretty much every South American village, so it IT is mud brick, you can count that pretty much everything else will be) except for the school. Which, of course, had a marching band practicing inside when we arrived.

The lamb of God. This sheep was just sitting happily under the cross above the town when I climbed up to have a look. It didn’t seem at all bothered by my being there

The view out over the mountains from the cross. If I’m not mistaken the big snow capped one is Uturncu. This 6008m volcano is one of the easiest 6000m peaks in the world, and an ascent can be included as part of the 4WD trip. Unfortunately, despite several days of looking in Tupiza we couldn’t find 2 others who were interested in tacking on the extra day that it would take to their trip, so we only got to see it from afar.

The next morning we started out very early. I thought the driver was joking when he said we’d be waking up at 04:30! Our first stop was a Spanish colonial mining settlement. About 250 years old, it was long abandoned. I can certainly understand why… It was one of the most inhospitable sites for a village I’d ever seen.

It wasn’t, however, entirely uninhabited. The nooks and crannies amongst the rough stone buildings provided a perfect habitat for Vizcachas. They’re relatives of chinchillas, but to us they looked like nothing if not long-tailed bunny rabbits.

Even 250 years old and decaying, as always, the church was the most elaborate building in town.

Day two took us through the Eduardo Avaroa Andean national fauna reserve. After the twin villages near the park entrance, we said goodbye to towns and villages for a day while we traversed it.

In one of those twin villages we saw a cria chasing a herd of sheep. Was it training to be a sheep-llama?

In the other we saw probably the greatest concentration of llamas ever, inside a pen made of un-mortared stone there were probably close to one hundred of them!

Hope you like llamas… There are a bunch more of them to come!

Interesting note: the owners of the various llamas were identified by the coloured tassels on their ears, just like the yaks in Tajikistan

Enough llamas for ya?

Just before lunch we descended into a valley surrounded by colourful mountains and with a wide, flat floor covered in borax, which had formerly been mined and then processed nearby

At lunchtime we stopped at a hot spring. Lovely warm water (especially as there was no shower and no hot water at any of the places we stopped.

Gringo soup! Here we were in a remote corner of a fairly remote country, and they couldn’t find a way to avoid having 19 jeeps full of tourists (over 100 people!) showing up in the same place at the same time? This put me in a rather sour mood for most of the rest of the day.

Not llamas! Vicunas, their smaller, un-domesticated cousin (kind of like the high altitude version of the guanacos we’d seen in Chile.)

The Dali Desert, so called because the landscape was similar to (very similar actually) to that in many of the surrealist painter’s works

The “geyers” at Sol de MaΓΒ±ana, the world’s highest “geyser basin.” The quotes are because there actually weren’t any geysers there, just fumeroles and mudpots. Apparently fumerole is translated into Spanish as “geyser.” Though if you’re going to be using an Icelandic loan word, why on earth wouldn’t you use it to mean the same thing it means in Icelandic? This was strike two on the day, and I was very grumpy indeed by the time we were done (not helped by the fierce wind and chilly temperatures while we were up there.

And then things took a wonderful turn for the better. We raced off to our evening’s lodgings (a large group of stone, mud brick and concrete buildings in the middle of the desert) dropped our stuff off and then headed out to the Red Lake, Laguna Colorado. You can’t really see it in this photo, but the lake really is quite a bright rusty red colour. This is due to the algae which are then eaten by tiny shrimplike creatures and others which are then eaten by the flamingos, thus giving them their pink colour. Laguna Colorado, with its thousands of flamingos and volcano in the background was just so wonderful I couldn’t help but be cheered by it.

And then that night our driver ensured that ours was one of five camera batteries that actually got charged by the solar powered storage batteries in the lodge. Things definitely were looking up (except perhaps for our prospects of sleeping in… we woke up even earlier on day two, at 04:15!)

First stop next morning, another “Dali-esque” desert area, with wonderfully coloured mountains off in the background

A particularly famous resident of the desert, the stone tree (and me trying to imitate it. A thoroughly ridiculous photo, but as soon as I’d done it, everyone else seemed to want to get a photo in the pose as well π )

A pee stop at the foot of a volcano. Once again, as soon as we’d done this photo, the other two couples in our pair of jeeps wanted to give it a shot as well π

There was VERY little vegetation in this desert. Miniscule amounts of rainfall, salt and borax blowing around on the wind and chilly 4000m ASL nights will do that. But in this tiny narrow quebrada we drove through these “vegetable sheep” (I love that name!) were thriving

Not llamas! Vicunas, their smaller, un-domesticated cousin (kind of like the high altitude version of the guanacos we’d seen in Chile.)

Heading out of the national park we passed a series of six smaller lakes, all complete with volcanic backdrops and flamingos feeding.

This particular lake featured a restaurant and hotel on the edge, with toilets it charged 5 Bolivianos (about $0.75 for the use of.) I was particularly galled by this sign as a result. By all means, ask people not to pee on the lakeshore. But using your eco-friendly gesture to force people into paying an outrageous price for your services takes away from the warm fuzzy feeling a bit

Back on an actual road, we caught sight of this volcano blowing off some steam in the distance behind us. As far as I know, no significant eruption followed.

The cooks did a fabulous job given the isolated environment and lack of facilities (even at dinner, each jeep’s cook got a small section of tile bench and a basin to collect water from the common tap, and that was about it.)

Our lunch stop on day three was at the Black Lake, Laguna Negra. There were lakes of just about every colour along our route. Interestingly, the green lake is presently coloured light brown. An earthquake a few weeks before we visited had stirred up sedmient, or perhaps altered the flow in/out of the lake, changing its colour. No one seemed entirely sure if it would return to its original colour or not.

Around lunchtime the sky started to look ominous. Perhaps I’ve inherited my parents gift of making it rain when they visit deserts?

We saw several of these inverted-rainbow-sundog things over the course of our trip

After lunch we got on an honest to goodness paved road, headed north. During the dry season tours usually continue their off-road journey north, but there was flooding in some areas so we had to skirt around them as we headed towards the town of Uyuni.

The lovely church at Avaroa, the first real settlement we’d seen in a couple of days.

Unsurprisingly, given the altitude and the fact that we were in the tropics, the sun was fiercely powerful. This is some of the coolest hot-ground caused refraction I’ve seen

The outskirts of Uyuni were a dump. Both figuratively and literally. Garbage was strewn all over the ground for about 5km around town as we approached. I suppose the locomotive graveyard on the edge of town was a rubbish disposal site of a sort as well, but it had a lot of character, especially in the dramatic afternoon, when the sky couldn’t quite seem if it wanted to bake the ground or drench it with rain

The locomotive graveyard was actually really fun to play around in. There were swings hanging from some of the old engines, and you were free to clamber around, over and in any of the “exhibits.”

Most of the engines were manufactured in England in the mid 19th century. Must’ve been quite a task to get them to the high plateau in Bolivia… Either ’round the horn and over the Andes, or a long overland journey from the Atlantic in areas where tracks hadn’t been laid yet.

Around lunchtime the sky started to look ominous. Perhaps I’ve inherited my parents gift of making it rain when they visit deserts?

Don’t let the photo fool you. The dumpiness of Uyuni didn’t end at the outskirts. There was a tiny, tourist focussed area near the centre that was pleasant (like this.) Surrounding that were dusty commercial streets filled with slightly grubby tour agencies (most of the southwest circuit trips actually leave from Uyuni, not Tupiza.) And around that were some of the grimmest suburbs I’ve ever seen. Our lodging for the evening was out in this area.

Pets? Food? Future zoo exhibits? No idea what these baby rheas were doing in someone’s back yard.

Final morning, final day of getting up ridiculously early. We woke at 04:30 again, planning to be out on the Salar De Uyuni, the world’s largest salt flat, for sunrise. Unfortunately one of our jeeps was having mechanical trouble (at least that’s what the drivers told us… I’m still not completely convinced that they hadn’t just slept in.) So we had another morning of feeling irritable, only slightly improved when we arrived out on the flats JUST in time to catch the sun as it came over the mountains on the horizon.

Breakfast stop was at the “salt hotel” on the edge of the flats, whose walls were constructed entirely of “bricks” of salt cut out of the surrounding flats.

After breakfast it was time to take some of the silly-fun photos you can do with a uniform white background that stretches off into the distance almost forever and thoroughly messes with perspective. Apparently the salt sits in layers about 1m thick, alternating with layers of saturated salt water. In some places you could actually whack through the thin surface crust and find small “vents” of water near the surface. Growing inside these were fabulous big sodium chloride crystals (that gave me a series of spectacularly fine cuts on my fingetips when I pulled at them… painful in conjunction with the salt water!)

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I was chosen to represent one of the least evolved states…

Back in Uyuni we had lunch with our fellow tourists, as well as all the others who were staying in the same guesthouse as us. We said farewell to our driver and cook, who were headed back to Tupiza. Then we waited, waited and waited some more. Our bus out of town didn’t leave until 19:30 at night. This gave us plenty of time to explore the nice parts of Uyuni (tourist area, train station and immediate surroundings, which is where we found this cool piece of sculpture.) Also had time to sit and play cards, drink a high altitude beer, and even have dinner with some others we’d met at lunchtime who were waiting for the same bus.
Thankfully we did manage to get out of Uyuni having only spent one night there. Our bus to the city of Sucre left after dark, but we were on it. Having woken up at 04:30, it wasn’t very hard to get to sleep π
Looking back on it, this trip was a very cool one. We saw tons of fascinating and beautiful stuff. But I can’t help but thinking it suffered a bit, both from the crowdedness of some sites, as well as from high expectations. So many people we’d talked to had done the trip and raved about it so much that we were expecting it to be the best thing ever. And while it was good it was almost impossible to live up to our hopes. For all that, I’d still highly recommend the journey to anyone who’s in the area, especially if you can leave from Tupiza and minimize your time in the hole that is Uyuni.
Up next: a lazy week(!) in Bolivia’s white city and constitutional capital, Sucre.