Aimee’s World Tour

Today North Korea launched a controversial missle despite warnings from around the globe.  And today I come clean.  I’ve never taught a day in my life.  For all of you suspicious of my sudden bond with children you now know the truth.  I can’t stand them.   Here is my latest entry:

March 26, 2009

“I couldn’t take the pressure to get the shots.   I was ready to cave.  At one point my feet completely fell asleep and I was so thirsty I drank half a bottle of mouthwash.  Like Price Club mouthwash so you know how big those can be.  

It was all so intense.  I even dropped my camera.  Ok I dropped it like 3 times.   I still, however, maintain that the lense cap didn’t snap until that guy rudely chucked it at me.  I had said I was sorry. 

The anxiety was overwhelming.  But before I quit my job I got some key shots.  Remember you saw them here first.  (wink wink)

 

 Ok so I was in Seoul at this rally against North Korea’s missles.  It was actually right ouside of the U.S. Embassy.  I can’t put my finger on it but I really don’t think Kim Jong Il is the kind popular you want to be.   Let’s take a look at my next shot.

Here is a mock missle that was created in the spirit of the crowd.  One of the little embers landed on my shoe but no damage was done. 

Oh wait – wrong photo.  This guy is actually yelling at me for snapping his picture so it’s slightly misleading.  Next slide please…

The zoom on my camera is insane but not as crazy as the leader of North Korea.  I snapped this just outside the newly renovated Pyongyang Theater in Pyongyang, N. Korea.  I was shaking in my women’s adidas running shoes.

 

I whisked myself over to Japan just in time to catch this protestor’s reaction.  I didn’t get to talk to the guy but I just have this feeling he’s not getting his megaphone back. 

Obama was not available for photographs.  Actually I screwed up, went to the wrong site,  and they fired me.  Crap.  Now I have to pose as a teacher for the rest of the year just so my parents don’t launch anything my way. ”

Well I could have just posted another article but I thought this might be a little more entertaining.  =)

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