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King Tut

This song has been in my mind for a few days.  A little 30 year old humor from one Wild and Crazy Guy… about another wild and crazy guy…

 
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he’d see
People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut) How’d you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the Monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).

(King Tut) Now, if I’d known
They’d line up just to see him,
I’d trade in all my money
And buy me a museum. (King Tut)

Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)
He’s my favorite honky
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)

Dancin’ by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style (boss Tut)
Rockin’ for a mile (rockin’ Tut)
He ate a crocodile.

He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol
He’s an Egyptian
They’re sellin’ you.

Now, when I die,
Now don’t think I’m a nut,
Don’t want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut (King Tut)

He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut



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-1 responses to “King Tut”

  1. Kathy C says:

    Say Rick: did you make up that song yourself? It sure is cute. (I assume this entry is also posted from Cairo.)

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