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Short letter to an easily confused deity

Dear God,

Thank you for all the cool job opportunities you’ve been shooting my way of late. They are very appreciated. First there was the weekday after-school tutoring of Julian’s sons Johnny and Benny (ages 8 and 11). Then there was the weekend playtime/English lesson with 19 month old Jeddar. And now Jeddar’s family has asked me to be the English tutor for his four school-age cousins.

But while I’m glad I have work, it does seem there’s been a slight mixup. When I said I really wanted kids, I meant I wanted to like, you know, get married and then get pregnant a couple of times. It’s your call on how to handle this clarification. In the meantime, I’ll be drawing up lesson plans and fending off child viruses.

Love,
Sandy



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0 responses to “Short letter to an easily confused deity”

  1. God says:

    No sweat..I’m always aiming to please.Sorry if it wasn’t exactly what you had in mind, but maybe you’ll find this arrangement has it’s advantages. By the way..look out for that rickshaw.

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