kids DO say the darndest things…
Thursday, September 25th, 2008I haven’t written in a few days so that I wouldn’t mention the same mundane details. I promise to highlight anything interesting that happened this week as it is now Thursday.
Kids are angels. Really. It’s just that today I wanted to pour hot tar on quite a few of them. Maybe stretch them from limb to limb. My classes have been going better but I still haven’t succeeded in showing them who is boss because half the time they are in their own worlds. Today Mickey, one of the youngest ones (only 3) and toughest to teach, switched to my “good class” (Cambridge). They think that should help Bristol, my worst behaved group, to listen better. It worked for the morning but these kids have no attention span for any afternoon class! Unfortunately they were really REALLY being little sh*ts today and Ellie was watching. At one point there were 4 kids wrestling on a mat and so they were sent outside the classroom. At the end they came in a said “Sorry” but I doubt that means squat. haha. I’m like the worst teacher ever!! hehehe.
I never liked it when teachers labeled up the “bad class” or certain kids the “bad kids” or “troublemakers”. When I was growing up, our grade was known for all the BAD kids. Kids aren’t bad. They may be “listening retarded” but they cannot help if they are bored, especially at the age of 4! Most kids do not even enter school until they are 5 in the US. I had to pass a special test that let me go to school a year early.
You have to look at things for what they are. I happen to take a “Seinfeld” approach to life. It’s all funny really. There is some humor it in all. (Ok I’m sure you could provide some monumental exceptions but… the peanut gallery is closed for now.) And so I have found some humor in the kids which I will now share with you.
So I believe it was Daniel’s class that this occurred…
One kid gets in trouble for saying the “S-word” (I think we all know what that is). So another kid tries to be helpful and explains, “It’s like f*ck. You can’t say that either.” hahahha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The other day I was teaching gym and I told the class to sit in a circle. So this one girl, Young, literally sits down in a hula hoop.
We always hand out the water at the end of lunch so that the kids concentrate on eating their food. When Mickey got his water yesterday he looked right at Jun. He then dumped his cup of water all over him. Needless to say, Mickey got to stare at the wall for the rest of lunch and Jun luckily had a change of clothes.
We do a lot of drawing and coloring. I wish I had pictures to show you. I always have to say, “Oooh what did you draw?” because it is like looking at an ink blot at the psycologist. For example, everyone was supposed to draw a ENORMOUS elephant. I got everything from strollers with baby elephants to rockets to red scribbles. Then I tried drawing an elephant. Not so easy.
Anyhoo… I can’t really concentrate (inronically enough) right now when others are talking so I’m gonna leave that at that.