Hangin’ With the Aussie Locals
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009I went to the Billabong Koala and Wildlife Park in Port Macquarie today. The woman at the reception of my hostel told me to catch the bus at 9:05. I got to the bus station at 9:00 (it was 8:50 when I asked about the bus) and got down to the stop and waited and waited…and waited. I saw a number for the bus information line and I called and asked when the bus leaves for the Billabong Park and the operator said “8:55”. Great. When did the next one come? “10:55”. Awesome. So I kicked around the mall which was small and quite boring. I went into Big W, the Australian answer to Wal-Mart and as I was leaving one of the cashiers said, “Excuse me, sir. Can I have a look through your bag?”. It was my shoulder bag that had my sunscreen, camera, etc. in it. She looked through it and simply said, “thanks”. I was not really in the mood to deal with that but I didn’t want to make a scene and I definitely didn’t want to look suspicious.
Finally my bus came and I bought a round-trip ticket. We rode along and the bus driver yelled “Billabong.” I looked out the window and only saw a road leading to the right, hardly the park entrance gate I was expecting. I asked the driver when he would be back to pick me up (I was the only one getting off at the stop) and he gave me a slip of paper that had “150 350 505” scrawled on it. He said, “Just wait over there,” pointing in the most general direction; somewhere near the edge of the woods. I got off and walked up the road (which ended up being about the length of our dead-end road at home) and reached the park. I paid the entrance fee along with the 50 cents of kangaroo feed. I walked around the park and saw the most poisonous snake in the world, which can kill over 50,000 mice with a single bite. I saw strange marsupials and colorful exotic birds. Then I wandered over to the kangaroo, wallaroo, and wallaby feeding area. I was quite impressed and it was definitely the highlight. I got to lay down next to a little wallaby and feed it and pet it. The best part was that I felt like I had the whole park to myself. There were no rangers supervising me or any crowds of kids. I moved on the the baby kangaroos and they were the most adorable little creatures. They had those big, dark eyes and long eyelashes that baby deer have. They were a little bit more shy though and it was hard to get them to stay around for long before they hopped away. I got lots of great pictures, although I think that somehow my camera lost all of them (we’ll talk about that in the next post).
I left the park, after buying a traditional Australian leather hat. The particular hat that I wanted had no price on it so I was prepared to pay about $55 for it judging by the rest of the hats. I got up to the counter and the girl said that she would have to check on the price. She went away and came back and said “25 dollars”. I was sure there was some mistake but I wasn’t going to complain!
I wandered back down to the “bus stop” early to be sure not to miss the 3:50 bus because I definitely had seen enough of the park and had accumulated quite a nasty headache by then. I waited and then saw the bus coming. I assumed he was going to stop so I just stood there, watching him come towards me…and then fly past me. I was furious. A bunch of things started running through my head from “now I have to walk all the way back to town and I don’t even know how to get back and it might get dark…” to “now I have to wait around for over an hour”. I opted for the latter because I had already paid the fare and I knew that it was quite a long walk back. I had to sit at the end of the road, having that uncomfortable feeling as drivers drove past and stared at me as if I were a destitute hitchhiker. At 5:10 I saw the bus come around the curve a ways down and this time I walked right up to the edge of the road and waved my hand to be sure he knew to pick me up. I got back to town and walked to Baskin Robbins for a pick-me-up. It was a rough day from the bus to the Wal-Mart hassle to the bus, but I did have some great things to counter the bad, like the fact that I got to pet and hug and feed joeys and koalas. By the way, the koala was the softest, fuzziest animal I’ve ever pet.