Einstein de-bunked
The laws of relativity state that the fabric of space-time can only be warped by extremely large objects such as planets and stars. Dulcie and her bag, however, have joined the ranks of Dr. Who and his Tardis in disproving this theory and managing to cram three and a half month’s worth of stuff into a space which is actually smaller (I suppose this must be a skill honed to perfection through the use of handbags). Unfortunately now she can’t find anything in the bag and the zipper is under so much tension that eye protection needs to be worn when opening it in case a tooth breaks free and causes injury.
This will be the last entry from Bermuda as tomorrow we fly out to Quito, homeless, unemployed and still not sure how to conjugate the spanish verb “estar”.
Tags: Travel
rob.dulcie
Hi from New Zealand! We hope you have a fantastic time on your ‘holiday!’ We’ll be keeping a close eye on your adventures. Love from Shaun Sarah Isabella and Sebastian
by the time you get this I’m sure you will be in some far off climes, but as tardis is, Time and Relative Dimension in Space, you should know that you are dealing with in any sort of womans bag(primarily the hand bag is , Holds An Nth Dimension Breaching Accross Galaxies.
If this ever gets out it will totally muck up Kaos theory the world over, and dont let the women know you have this knowledge.
Also if things get sticky down there, all you need to remember to say is “está bien soy realmente escocés”
Will catch up with you sometime. Take care and Enjoy.