Potential Titles via NTFT
So my dearest Travis has offered up these suggestions:
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Cracker Attack
Cracker on Parade
The Jugs Report
Cracker Unplugged
Cracker me this
Cracker Confidential
The Peanut Butter and Jelly Diaries
CrackerTalk
Tapping my Inner Diva
Cracker Patrol
The Cracker Chronicles
Are you going to finish that douche?
The Cracker Channel
A Waltz with the Absurd
Cracker’s Absurdist Cafe
The Absurdist Diaries
Cracker’s All-you-can-eat Absurdist Buffet
Harlan Hunt
Cracker’s Blind Date with the World
Embracing Banalities
Big Whoops
Racing to Menopause
That’s not how it went down, Officer
Now Where was I?
My JiveAss Blog
Shucking and Jiving in my Head
Someone Bring me my Meds
Nothing to See Here, People
UberCracker
Cracker hears voices
The Cracker Circus
Cracker’s BigTop
As the Cracker Turns
Animal Cracker
Cracker’s BoobFree Zone
The Cracker Zone
Moving right along
Cracker on the Move
GoCracker
Cracker to Go
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I love some and hate some. Any thoughts? Other ideas? Please. I beseech you. Help little Cracker out.
Tags: Ramblings
Cracker
December 10th, 2005 at 10:37 am
You bitch! I sent those to you privately! An unedited ten minute brain dump and you post it for all the world to see, exposing me as the creative fraud I am? Shite.
Are you gonna ask us to write your gd blog, too?
December 10th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
No, I couldn’t risk you writing something like “gd” and having the general public think it was me.
Three others offered by Travis:
Planet Cracker
CrackerTown
CrackerVille
December 10th, 2005 at 5:50 pm
You FUCKING RAVING BITCH!
(Is that how you want to play, sweetie? You’re on thin ice my not-so-young-anymore friend. Is it okay to use real language here? I must admit… I am tired of tempering my words.)
Until I hear some suggestions from you, I will offer no further other than:
“Harlan Left me for Debbie and Now My New Boyfriend Wants to Shit in Front of Me: A Spiritual Odyssey”
Show me what you got woman. And I’m not asking you, Dear GOD, I’m not asking you to take your shirt off.
December 11th, 2005 at 10:09 am
Love you! *kiss kiss*
More from Travis:
Cracker Ho!
Chemically Imbalanced Cracker
CrackerFest 2005
I’ll work on some too. I promise. I’m not satisfied with the fleeing the coop thing either. Maybe a post on the BnA boards…
December 11th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
“Harlan Left me for Debbie and Now My New Boyfriend Wants to Shit in Front of Me: A Spiritual Odyssey”
By far my favorite.
You guys are hilarious. This blog is going to be filled up with your crazy, bitchy banter!
Get back to work people!
December 15th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
you guys are fucking hilarious. whos the bitch? sometomes i wonder with you two jillian and travis, but i love you both just the same. i for one or two i guess vote for the harlan name. anything that involves harlan is good in my book
December 25th, 2005 at 4:53 am
UberCracker! Heh heh.
December 25th, 2005 at 4:54 am
whoops I thought they’d put my info…it’s phoenix firelight. 🙂
December 28th, 2005 at 3:13 pm
I know, I know…Title is still coming. Leif and Travis won’t stop gossiping until I do it.
And welcome Phoenix! Did you ever make it to Burning Man?