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I strongly recommend you NOT mess with me today

bitch.jpegI am a crabby bitch today.  Very crabby.  And not particularly charming.  Today is one of those “do not mess with me “  days … 

I am really crabby with UPS.  My package has been on “hold” status since last Wednesday, despite numerous phone calls and email messages confirming a “inspect-and-release” request.  I got a message this morning that the package was  ‘in transit’  ~ so I arranged for the janitor to sign for it and call my Ct1 (this is “extraordinary” request, and I’m pushing the limits of goodwill favors), who would then call me, so I could go to the school and pick it up.  

Anticipating delivery all day, I finally got another message from UPS ~ SHIPMENT IS HELD TO VERIFY COMMODITY DESCRIPTION WITH THE CUSTOMER FOR CORRECT CLASSIFICATION / THE RECEIVER WAS CONTACTED FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. NO INFORMATION HAS BEEN RECEIVED AS OF YET ~

Um, well …   I talked to some guy on THURSDAY, who told me that the package would be delivered Friday or TODAY (Saturday) …

Urgh … I am really, really dangerously crabby now.  

Thank goodness I can always rely on my neighbors for a day-brightener.

My doorbell rings ~ once (ding-dong, pause), then repeatedly (ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong …)   I open the door to greet the downstairs neighbor, who marches into my apartment and picks up my dining room chair, bangs it down on the floor several times, and proceeds to YELL at me (in Korean),  demonstrating that the noise my chair makes on the floor is too loud.  I get it – upstairs neighbors are irritating and it’s good to talk about it ….
Unfortunately, I have absolutely ZERO tolerance at this point ~ I  looked at her and screamed “English!!” and escorted her out the door.   

Seriously ~ TODAY in NOT the day to fuck with me …

I will be fine  tomorrow.



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4 Responses to “I strongly recommend you NOT mess with me today”

  1. Claire Says:

    Tomorrow is another day — hopefully, a better one. I’ll have to look for the soft felt things to put on the bottom of your chair — don’t want you gettin hurt over chair noise.

  2. Bill Says:

    This will just be a memory some day and make for a good story.

  3. Joan Ellis Says:

    I really like your little button on this message! I should have that framed! Unfortunalty we can’t choose our neighbors. Your’s is obviously a real jewel. Just ignor her and go about your business. Things will look up soon. 🙂

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  5. Michelle Towne Says:

    Just finally getting caught up with your blog. I could relate with your note today. It seems that I have been having bad days since April 15th and somewhat bitchy.

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