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I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink

To Paris in a few hours, aboard the Eurostar. I’m too hung-over to deal with the French. Wish me luck.



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3 responses to “I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink”

  1. Surfer says:

    Just remember to try this:

    “I am an American, and I fucking hate America, what a shitty shitty country. Can I have some more wine?”

  2. Island Teri says:

    To enjpy France, eat the food, drink the wine and say as little as possible….actually, that works for a lot of situations, Mark! Have fun and spend all your francs.

  3. OneDotOh says:

    Never met anyone bragged about his hangovers so much

  4. Sherwin says:

    Bring me back a bottle of wine, bitch.
    And tell me if it’s true about the BO.

  5. admin says:

    Thanks for all the great advice about disowning my country and getting drunk more. Sherwin, everyone smells, myself included.

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