300
From Cleolinda’s ever brilliant m15m:
A Chat Between Two Brothers
BOROMIR: S’up.
FARAMIR: My beloved older brother back from an entirely different movie the dead!
BOROMIR: Look, kid, we gotta talk. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this whole sword-and-sandals thing?
FARAMIR: Well, why not? It can’t turn out any worse than Van Helsing.
BOROMIR: You sure? Because with these ancient epic dealies, you’re going to end up prancing around in skirts looking stupid, and you’re still probably going to bomb at the box office.
FARAMIR: Yeah, but we’ve thought of a way to get around that.
BOROMIR: How? We had big budgets! Actual sets! Oscar nominees! We had Brad Pitt, and all you’ve got are That Other Guy from Troy and the Phantom of the Opera!
© 2007 Cleolinda Jones. Please quote or link back, do not repost. cleolinda.livejournal.com
FARAMIR: We have homoerotic leather-Speedo slo-mo.
BOROMIR: …
FARAMIR: …
BOROMIR: Godspeed, little brother.
Oh it was money so well-spent.
Tags: Travel
jwdmeow
freak.