Public Service Announcement!
In preparation for nearly 4 months of life in Tuscany I did some shopping for my trip today. With Diego, my trusty accomplice on my side, we head out on an adventure that ended up being less sketchy than what I had imagined in my head.
I drove the highlander at top speed (30 mph), outrunning cops left and right. I parked, leaving skid marks. We then ran in. An old man near the pharmancy was blocking the condoms, so we quietly and calmly moved him to the side, knocking him over, only to hear him scream “Oi, my schmookem!”
I then took the rather large box of condoms (40 count) , and in a very un-superhero-esque way, paid for them.
Sigh, it wasn’t the adventure I was awaiting, but alas, they are purchased and I, my roomie, or anyone in need this semester will be safe.
Now before everyone thinks I’m going abroad for a romp fest, that would be inaccurate. Should the opportunity present itself, and someone says to me “Edgar would u tap that?” I would look at the object in question, and if pleasing enough, or Swedish, i might reply “sure, I’ll tap that.” But I don’t expect this to happen this semester. I will be a world traveler, that will remain my focus. But w/ NYU’s warning clear of going to such a Catholic country, with limited and expensive condoms, i decided to be proactive. Applaud or Protest if you must!
This is me, scratching my head and wondering, “why was this not more exciting?”
The object at hand….ha!! ha! ha….sigh
One week left to go! enjoy the Franklin mountains in the background!
Peace, Spice, and Adventure
-Edgar
Tags: pre-departure, Travel
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August 23rd, 2005 at 1:40 am
Edgar, I’m gonna pop this thing with some irish wisdom. . .I’m glad to hear that you’re being safe sexually. BUT. Remember to wear sunscreen. Never dance with midgets. Carry pepper spray at all times. Go Crazy. Love you, and have an amazinggg time. . . See ya Monday biatch.
August 23rd, 2005 at 7:03 pm
SLUT!!! 😛
August 26th, 2005 at 6:07 pm
Ahhh Edgar if only I could’ve join you on your escapade. Remember when you heled me find a nice pair of panties for Sean? Hehehehe! LOve ya babe! HAve a blast in Florence its an amazong place! And try to get to Capri while you are in Italy that is the best place on Earth! Talk to ya later..
August 27th, 2005 at 2:21 pm
EDGAR…..You took your brother? *GASP* What if my mother saw you?!?
August 27th, 2005 at 3:45 pm
OH lord why are you the hottest man alive? Who can resist a lil Edgar goodness esp. in those hot torn jeans! OW OW!
Trust me edgar – i will always tap you, but le sigh, you don’t like the gina. 🙁 Oh well — atleast i know you shall be safe with the strange italian men.
September 8th, 2005 at 12:41 am
eddie!!!
hope you’re having a VAGERRIFFIC time in florence!! (sounds like you are!)
i miss you a thousand times one times, and NYC just isn’t the same without you and your little pudnipples. We totally have to start our damn club when you get back, just as soon as u catch up on comm classes so that we can sit together in Aurora’s class once again!
take good good good care of yourself, i dont trust that big box of condoms…you better be using them as waterbaloons babe, because I’M the one who shotgunned your virginity!!
love you,
jes
xox