Tyson's World of Facts and Figures - Who's idea was this anyway?

February 09, 2005

Tyson's World of Facts and Figures

As at 9 February 2005

Countries visted: 6 - Malaysia, South Africa, Tanzania (pronounced Tan-zany-a), Kenya, Uganda, Ethiopia

Times across the Equator: 7

Methods Travelled: 11 - Plane, ferry, dhow, car, London Taxi, bongo van, raft, boda boda, river boat, punt and Russian taxi.

Airlines (and score): 4 - Malaysia (6/10), South African (8/10), Precision Air Services (2/10)*, Kenya Airways (7/10)

Times Tyson has had to vomit and have diahorrea at the same time in a bumpy and cramped aircraft toilet: Thankfully still only 1 (* see Precision Air Services)

Types of beer drunk: 18 - Anchor, Tiger, Heineken, Windhoek, Castle, Amstel, Tusker, Safari, Serengeti Premium, Kilimanjaro, Nile Special (puts Sally on her ass after 2), Club, Bell, Senator, St. George, Meta, Dashen and Castel.

New animals eaten: 3 - Ox, Kudu and Ostrich

Thefts: 0 from 2 attempts

Times Louise has thrown a wobbly and made the hotel give us stuff: 2

Current Pooh State:
Tyson - Big First World Logs. Smell Factor: 6/10
Louise - Frequent Light Brown Sludge. Smell Factor: 8/10

Ebola Status:
Tyson - Negative
Louise - Negative

Current Level of Police Interest: Low

Photo Opportunities with Armed Goons: 1 from 2 attempts

Posted by Louise Biggs on February 9, 2005 10:52 AM
Category: Facts and Figures

Comments

Hiya! Finally rediscovered this wesbite with some help from tatts. Congrats on the wedding - bet that seems like a lifetime ago. Particularly fascinated by your pooh and ebola updates - keep 'em coming! Take care of each other. x

Posted by: ianthe on February 9, 2005 06:39 PM

Tell us more about the two theft attempts!

Posted by: Dean on February 10, 2005 01:24 AM

Hey there,

Re theft:
Two separate occasions where pick pockets have had a go at Tyson. They have been neither swift nor subtle and easily thwarted.

Being female, I wouldn't possibly have anything worth stealing and so have been left alone (I'm carrying more cash by the day).

Boys, congratualtions on joining the Ethiopian Peoples Defence Force. Tyson has your badges waiting for you.

Posted by: Louise on February 10, 2005 01:41 PM

Tyson,

Snewy sent me a couple of official portraits of the queen. Where should I put them up?

Oh yeah, we'll have to have an 'Ethiopian Peoples Defence Force' appreciation night at the pub when you get back.

Posted by: Tatts on February 10, 2005 09:46 PM

So when do we get to see the armed goons photo?

Posted by: Dean on February 11, 2005 10:22 PM

Hey there,

Ianthe i am glad you have found the website because i need your e-mail address. Our South America plans have changed since we last spoke and unfortunately hanging with the Texans won't be able able to happen. Sorry! Give me your e-mail address and i will explain.

Tatts, portraits of the Queen should always go in the dunny and on the ceiling above your bed. It's a rule!

Posted by: Tyson on February 12, 2005 05:37 AM

Hey there,

Tatts, portraits of the Queen should always go in the dunny and on the ceiling above your bed. It's a rule!

Posted by: Tyson on February 12, 2005 05:39 AM

Hey there,

Tatts, portraits of the Queen should always go in the dunny and on the ceiling above your bed. It's a rule!

Posted by: Tyson on February 12, 2005 05:41 AM

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