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January 22, 2005

Tyson's World of Facts and Figures

As at 22 January 2005

Countries visted: 4 - Malaysia, South Africa, Tanzania (pronounced Tan-zany-a), Kenya

Methods Travelled: 4 - Plane, ferry, dhow and car.

Airlines (and score): 3 - Malaysia (6/10), South African (8/10), Precision Air Services (2/10)*

Times Tyson has had to vomit and have diahorrea at the same time in a bumpy and cramped aircraft toilet: 1 (* see Precision Air Services)

Types of beer drunk: 10 - Anchor, Tiger, Heineken, Windhoek, Castle, Amstel, Tusker, Safari, Serengeti Premium, Kilimanjaro.

New animals eaten: 2 - Kudu and Ostrich

Thefts: 0

Times Louise has thrown a wobbly and made the hotel change our room: 1

Current Pooh State:
Tyson - Dark Green Liquid. Smell Factor: 8/10
Louise - Browny Yellow cat strips. Smell Factor: 7/10

Ebola Status:
Tyson - Negative
Louise - Negative

Current Level of Police Interest: Low

Photo Opportunities with Armed Goons: 0 from 1 attempt

Posted by Louise Biggs on January 22, 2005 08:42 AM
Category: Facts and Figures
Comments

We want to know about the failed photo opportunity!

Posted by: Katamarina & Ross on January 22, 2005 10:32 AM

I want to know more about the Kudu and Cheese's wobbly!

Posted by: Dnosaur on January 22, 2005 11:52 AM

I want to know what Ostrich tastes like. Chicken no doubt!

Posted by: Tatts on January 23, 2005 08:57 PM

Ah, a Kudu is an antelope! Was it gamey?

Posted by: Dnosaur on January 26, 2005 09:47 PM

Kat, i tried to get a Tanzanian policeman with an AK-47 to have his photo taken. He said no. Kampala has so many AK's on the street it's not funny. Try 3 per ATM! Stay tuned for Louise's description of the most favoured women's magazines of the Ugandan Army!

Dean, it was Kudu biltong which is like jerky. It was nice but it had the beejesus dried out of it so it was hard to tell what the true flavour was. Louise's wobbly was about chiselling on the stone wall below our room in Zanzibar. The wobbly got us a new better, bigger and cheaper room. Go Team Grumpy Pants!!!

Posted by: Tyson on January 27, 2005 12:18 PM

Hey Tatts, strangely Ostrich doesn't taste like chicken, it tastes like beef. Who knew?

Posted by: Louise on January 28, 2005 08:47 AM
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