As at 28 January 2005

Countries visted: 5 - Malaysia, South Africa, Tanzania (pronounced Tan-zany-a), Kenya, Uganda

Times across the Equator: 5 (including pashing across the line itself in Uganda)

Methods Travelled: 5 - Plane, ferry, dhow, car, London Taxi and bongo van.

Airlines (and score): 4 - Malaysia (6/10), South African (8/10), Precision Air Services (2/10)*, Kenya Airways (7/10)

Times Tyson has had to vomit and have diahorrea at the same time in a bumpy and cramped aircraft toilet: Still only 1 (* see Precision Air Services)

Types of beer drunk: 13 - Anchor, Tiger, Heineken, Windhoek, Castle, Amstel, Tusker, Safari, Serengeti Premium, Kilimanjaro, Nile Special (puts Sally on her ass after 2), Club, Bell.

New animals eaten: 3 - Ox, Kudu and Ostrich

Thefts: 0

Times Louise has thrown a wobbly and made the hotel give us stuff: 2

Current Pooh State:
Tyson - Light Brown Sludge. Smell Factor: 7/10
Louise - Light Brown Sludge. Smell Factor: 6/10

Ebola Status:
Tyson - Negative
Louise - Negative

Current Level of Police Interest: Low

Photo Opportunities with Armed Goons: 1 from 2 attempts