thewills'wanderings

Well, I have a new woman in my life. She has a sexy English voice, never talks back, doesn’t argue, goes whereever she is told and best of all I can turn her off when I’ve had enough.

Kim has now been relegated to only doing cooking, cleaning and dishes(and a few other things as well). Jane now sits proudly in the front seat and has prevented many marital disputes. I recommend any man who has been frustrated with directions given by non-spacially minded navigationally challenged wives, to always invest in a Jane.

In case you haven’t figured it out, Jane is our tom-tom GPS which we hired with our campervan. All you do is type in your desired destination on the touch screen and up comes your position on the map and a computer generated voice tells you exactly what turn offs to take, times, distances and all sorts of other interesting points of interests along your route.

Kim says……….I’m typing this for Tim as we drive(I don’t know why when he talks such rubbish).All I can say is I’m SO glad we have Jane. Now, I can just sit back and enjoy the ride without getting abused for not giving instructions soon enough, for not understanding foreign language road signs etc etc….
Jane does have a few limitations though, she lost the plot when we went high in the French Alps on windy roads and then we had to rely on the old-fashioned method. Of course, it took Tim a while to actually admit that Jane had failed him. It was quite devastating for him.

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