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Going to Antigua with the Mafia?

So, I left the states at midnight to arrive in Guatemala in the early morning. My mission was simple: get to Antigua and meet my sister by the fountain. She expected me around 9 since this would allow a reasonable amount of time for travel between the capitol of Guatemala city and the tourist town of Antigua. I stepped out of the airport run over with that similar attack on the senses I got when I arrived in Dheli in 03 and Yaounde in January of this year. After asking several taxis, I found that no one was willing to leave the city. I don’t blame them. It was christmas day after all. So I looked for another option. This too failed as the shuttles to Antigua wouldn’t leave for several hours. Little did I know, they would have gotten me there before my delayed arrival at 1pm.
What did I do during all that time you might ask. Well, I got me a ride…
I walked back into the airport finding two familiar faces of some gentelman that were on my flight. I asked where they were headed, and was pleased to hear Antigua. Naturally, I asked if I could hitch a ride. They accepted without revealing that there was some other buisiness along the way. About an hour into the trip I asked, ¨how far is it from here?¨ The response. ¨Oh man, Antigua? that´s the other direction. We have to go see our mother first. Then we will take you.¨ We went up into the highlands passed rolling green hills and small subsistence farms. We wrrived at the house, where I was greeted with hugs and ¨feliz Navidad¨ The family was very excited that I had come to join them and upon my arrival brought me beans rice and tortillas.
We only stayed a short while, as there was much to be done on this christmas day. Riding in the back of the pickup´s cab, I gazed out the window excited to be in a new country, anxious to see my sister. We made on more stop before going to Antigua. It was a little sketchy, but who was I to contest. My driver, wearing a shirt with Carmen from south park, went into a buisness building with one duffel, and came out with another. The switch was quick and to most unnoticed. Don´t ask me, because I don´t know. But my theory is the Guatemalan Mafia gave me a ride.
We got to the fountain, where I was encouraged not to get out. My new friends wanted me to join them for the festivities at the track. Drinking and horses were the only promises. So, I gracefully turned them down, and left them there to find Elizabeth.
Jacob



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2 responses to “Going to Antigua with the Mafia?”

  1. baba says:

    Hey Jacobboy,

    Once again that golden horseshoe…

    I think in your shoes, the drinking and horses would have been sorely tempting, but I’m glad that good sense got the better of you, and instead you got the happy crying smiles of your sister. It sounds like the hospitality of your impromptu hosts was quite amazing, though (“hugs and … tortillas”?!!?).

    Please take care, keep a sharp eye, and I’m sure you two are going to have a ball.

    xox, Baba

  2. Mama says:

    Jake a boy,nrPhone? Did these people speak English? Okay…you had a great Christmas morning while we all were dark and twisty and worried. I am glad that you arrived safely and you have quite the story to tell. What is the clicking thing that you can do? How is/was the volcano? Have fun and listen to your sister, it sounds like she has wonderful adventures planned. I love you and miss you.nrxoxonrMama

  3. admin says:

    I did phone, it just didn’t get through. yes they spoke english. They were americans who moved from Guatemala 30 years ago. The clicking noise is a one handed clap. listen to my sister? as if.

    Our adventures our going well. I am thouroughly enjoying SCUBA, despite Elizabeth having some reservations. I love you, miss you
    Jacob

  4. Mama says:

    A one handed clap? I love and miss you, glad to hear your adventures are going well. I am jealous about the scuba. Will you do a night dive? xoxox
    Mama

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