A 23 Dollar Hotel in Mexico
This is what a 235 Peso (US $23.00) hotel will get you in Jiménez, Mexico:
- A television
- 2 comfortable beds
- A bathroom in your room including shower and soap and shampoo
- The cleanest and most sparkling floor tiles you have ever seen
- The wickedest thunder/lightning storm pounding down on our corregated tin roof
- A tree full of deafeningly loud birds at sunset
- Screens on most of the windows (some with holes, some without)
- A lot of stares
- A wake-up call at 6:50 AM by a the sound of a man in the next room barfing
What a 235 Pesos (US $23.00) hotel will NOT get you in Jiménez, Mexico:
- A toilet seat
- A secure handle to flush the toilet
- Hot water
- Straight curtain rods
- Paint that sticks to the walls
- A remote for the TV
- Cockroaches, scorpions or spiders (Thank God!)
- Desire to spend another night in Jiménez, Mexico
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