SE Asia: Saigon / Ho Chi Minh City
The following morning we flew to Saigon or Ho Chi Minh City. The city with two names. Like I need any more confusion about where I actually am at the moment. Anyway, the flight wasn’t too bad, and after we grabbed lunch (pasta and fries, no MSG for me!) we took a cyclo ride around the city.
Unfortunately, our local guide only wanted to point out the hotels where Brad Pitt has stayed. Yes, I think he’s hot too, but isn’t there an important statue or something around here somewhere?
Saigon is similar to Hanoi in that it’s quite modern, but the traffic is 30 bikes deep instead of 5, which makes crossing the road that much more interesting (the rule of thumb, stare down each bike as it’s about to hit you, walk slowly and don’t stop).
I crashed as soon as our tour was over and slept until morning, where another shit Vietnamese guide took us to the Cu Chi Tunnels built by the Viet Cong during the war. He took us through so fast it was like he was on Vietnamese speed, and a whole bunch of families started following us around which pissed us off because we paid for this guide, and let’s face it, annoying kids are bad enough when you aren’t on holidays. Oh, but we aren’t spoilt.
Near the exit, there is a shooting range where you can shoot an AK-47 into a field, with each tour guide getting a commission from each bullet. Because that’s just what you want to do after hearing about how many people died where we were standing isn’t it, just start shooting away.
“The only people that would do something that insane are the fucking Americans,” someone said, although I am not sure how accurate that was. But very insane, especially hearing gunshots while crawling through black tunnels underground.
That afternoon we visited the War Remnants Museum – which depicted the war and it’s Agent Orange victims generations later in photographs, letters and media coverage.
Some things are truly too horrible to describe, so I won’t even try, but we all came out quiet, slightly shaken and glad our stomachs were empty.
-Sarah