Theories of my Demise
It has come to my attention that my friends are of the opinion that i wont last the entire 3 months away. Why would i think this?? The fact that they have bets going on when ill be home is a slight give away, or maybe the fact that when i tell them where im going its greeted with a blank stare and a comment something along the lines of ‘you’re going to get raped and murdered’.
As far as i know the theories are as follows:
Ray – 2 weeks
Dad – 2 weeks
James – 1 month
Joel – 1.5 months
Minai – 2.5 months
ill keep this updated so that everyone knows whats going on. There are also a host of theories on what will happen to me:
raped
murdered
kidnapped and help for ransome
blown up by landmines
infected with bird flu
sold into white slavery
realise the whole area is full asians (shock horror) and come home
snap in the middle of a market and start yelling at everyone around me
get robbed
killed in a car accident
run out of $ (most likely)
its so nice to know how much faith your friends have in your ability to achieve something. This being said however, there are 2 gorgeous girls that i have to thank for their support from day 1 Asty and Jess, who never once said anything more than ‘you’ll be fine and you’ll have a great time’.
Tags: Planning
Nic
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