Europe: A different travel scene and a night out in Krakov
An Ozzy girl and a Canadian guy lead the pack which is ten strong to the first club. We stand outside finishing our can beers as they go in to scout out the scene.
“There´s no girls,” says the guy upon return.
“It was better last week,” says the girl.
The rest seem strangely comfortable with their appraisal so we all take off to the next bar following some guy who says he´s working on the latest edition of Let´s Go: Eastern Europe. Surely he´ll take us someplace cool.
I could really care less as I´ve no real desire to booty dance and buy four dollar beers. I´m also getting a kick out of talking to Steve the Ozzy meathead and dirty Kevin from Baaa-ston. He was absolutely filthy. We end up at Propaganda the quintessential ex-commie bar name.
“It´s a bar?” asks the girl. “We walked all this way for a bar?”
I looks like a cool bar to me with Che Guevara wall hangings and old black and white “power to the people” posters. If the ten of us strangers who have just met in the past two or three days sat down for a beer together, we´d probably have a pretty good party. No. The powers that be want to meet other complete strangers so we head off again, back to the first bar to see if it´s gotten cooler. It hasn´t. Then we go to a bar where shorts aren´t allowed to which dirty Kevin responds, “whaat da fuck up wit´dat?”
I don´t know where things end up from there because I go home to where my dollar beers are ice cold and my bed has no cover charge. The crowd mentality amazes me. I don´t think I´d be a very good comrade.
Tags: Eurasia: Marco Polo-in' it, Poland
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