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Bucky, Bucky’s & a Buckaroo…

Friday, January 6th, 2006

It all began a couple of weeks ago when I first arrived in the city of Lawrence, Kansas. As my girlfriend Jane drove me across town she told me not to look to my left. I didn’t.

Several times since then we would be driving and I would receive similar instructions. Although obviously since Jane’s journey’s are not 1-way, I would sometimes be asked not to look right. I didn’t.

And then there was yesterday. While Jane was at work, and with a neat handwritten map created by her Dad, I set off for my destination. I was excited. I had heard both good and bad things. Overwhelming good reviews indicate a lack of adventure. Not on this jaunt.

I came down the street and saw the sign glowing above me:

I felt a sense of pride. There were other Bucky’s in the world. And some of them made hamburgers! I went in and ordered a quarter-pounder Buckaroo. Yes. It was really called that. I also ordered some onion rings. They were ok. However the Buckaroo was almost certainly one of the most vile burgers I have ever eaten. The meat was grey. I took a picture. The computer is being difficult with me. You’ll just have to imagine a grey burger.

Tomorrow I leave Lawrence to see my friend Anne in St Louis – 6 or so hours away by train. My eyes will be peeled for other Bucky-themed eateries. Or drinkeries. I’m not too fussed. Awoooga.

Time Travelling from the Mid-west to the Far-east..

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

Mexico City is in Mexico. Panama City is in Panama. Kansas City is in.. Missouri. And also in Kansas. A divided city. And I’m gonna get to see both halves..

Winter seems to have hit overnight here. I came to South East Asia with visions of sandy beaches and raspberry daiquiris. And 1 pair of trousers. So naturally I needed to buy more – which is where I was when my phone started ringing..

Buzzing, and cogs turning. No speech. No deals. I checked the number that had called. It began “098”. That’s one of the local prefixes for mobile phones. I figured whoever it was would ring again. They did. Same problems. Crap connection. On the 4th attempt the caller finally got through.

“WHO IS IT?”
“It’s Jane”
“WHO?”
“Jane. J-A-N-E.”

The penny dropped. By strange coincidence “098” is also the country code for India, where my friend Jane is currently staying. A short conversation takes place. And I forget about my new trousers, hop on my bike and head to Hanoi Towers..

The travel agents is a friendly place. The glass of water they give me is clean & fresh. Romantic impetuosity garners worthwhile rewards. They find me an excellent deal on a westward voyage. Hanoi – Hong Kong – L.A – Chicago -Kansas City. Then back via Kansas City -Dallas – L.A – Hong Kong and Hanoi. Only about 30 hours in planes and airports each way. No worries. The adrenalin is flowing. Its all bisto.

I’m delighted to discover that on my return trip to Hanoi I’ll be transcending Thursday. I leave on a Wednesday night from L.A, travel across the International Date line in the Pacific Ocean before arriving in Hong Kong on a Friday morning. I’ve been trying to work out what happens to Thursday. Does it exist for everybody else? Will my watch start turning anti-clockwise? I’ve decided to write down my observations of time travelling through a non-existent Thursday, for the sake of science & humanity. Watch this space..