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January 31, 2005

Please, madam - try to love cricket more!

Cricket hasn't been quite the bane of my life here that I thought it might. But it has cropped up in conversation with unseemly regularity. My fave moments so far? Number one has to be: 'Please, Madam - in future...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 31, 2005 11:38 PM
Category: India

January 30, 2005

Taj Mahal - monument to love or monument to grandiosity?

Every guidebook under the sun has one comment to make about the Taj Mahal -it's enough to melt the heart of even the most jaded traveller. 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most jaded of them all?' I may...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 30, 2005 08:52 PM
Category: India

Blog paradox

I'm steeling myself to write about our encounter with the Taj Mahal. It seems difficult, though, as that was several days ago, and every day in between has been filled with the usual travel detritus - long train journeys, touts,...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 30, 2005 07:54 PM
Category: India

January 27, 2005

WARNING: Pepsi contains no fruit

You read it here first: Pepsi contains no fruit....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 27, 2005 09:55 PM
Category: India

The divine bovine

I shouldn't blog this, but I have to. A cow just walked past the big plate glass window that separates me and this computer from the muck and grime of the Agra streets. Such a rippled, glossy flank; like an...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 27, 2005 09:25 AM
Category: India

January 26, 2005

Orchha - a palace, an island, a painter's sky

Just when you think India couldn’t sock you in the nose again with its fabulousness, it does. The Orchha sky is a deep slate grey, the kind of colour that’s so painterly you only ever see it in Indian miniatures....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 26, 2005 09:46 AM
Category: India

January 25, 2005

Bus-trip to Orchha: Twenty-First Century Analogue Boy

‘Here is bus, Madam-Sir!’ chirps our auto-rickshaw driver as we pull into the dust-bowl that is Khajuraho’s bus station. ‘Very, very good! Bus is deee-luxe!’ True, the 11:15 am to Jhansi via the Orchha turn-off was billed as a deluxe...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 25, 2005 11:49 PM
Category: India

January 24, 2005

Where karma sutra meets family day out

We came, we saw, we photographed. The famously smutty Khajuraho temple art has been sampled. And, in a word, it was stunning. Nothing short of spectacular. I actually found myself more entranced here than by the carvings that adorn Angkor...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 24, 2005 09:26 PM
Category: India

Strawberries and dragon's blood

Different internet cafe tonight. Like most of Khajuraho's tourist concessions, this tiny backroom operation offers silver toe-rings and pictorial accounts of the temples and carved wooden elephants as well internet access. While you check your mail, you are left to...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 24, 2005 08:29 PM
Category: India

January 23, 2005

Chilling in Khajaraho

I am too cold to think of a witty and enticing title for this post. It's panty-freezingly cold here in rural Khajaraho, and it's making typing raw-ther difficult. We treated ourselves to a flight here from Delhi yesterday, which was...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 23, 2005 09:43 PM
Category: India

January 22, 2005

Tour the International Museum of Toilets

No, I'm not kidding ... and no, it's not a snide reference to some of Delhi's less salubrious facilities ... That's right, folks. There really and truly is an International Museum of Toilets - we have visited it and returned...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 22, 2005 08:49 PM
Category: India

January 21, 2005

Grandma Kok's curry has nothin' on Subway

Andrew's Chinese grandma, Mrs Kok, cooks a mean curry. Her nonya-style food is nice and spicy, and she prides herself on being able to take chilli like a pro. Grandma Kok may have met her match, though, when it comes...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 21, 2005 04:33 PM
Category: India

Mysterious things

There is a hair-dye thang going on here that I am impelled to mention. I have tried not to, but the need just keeps welling up. It's a daily mystery. Pretty much confined to men, this cultural phenomenon is an...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 21, 2005 04:07 PM
Category: India

January 20, 2005

Things I hate

The toilets at Barista (an upmarket local version of Starbucks serving yummy coffees and other fancy drinks). I cannot fathom why these toilets have to be filthy - they are far, far worse than the amenities on an Indian train...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 20, 2005 05:14 PM
Category: India

Things I love

That Indian head-bobble. If you've seen it, you know where I'm coming from. If you haven't seen it, I don't know quite how to describe it. It's one part fluid movement to two parts waggle with a dash of insousiance...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 20, 2005 05:09 PM
Category: India

Goats riding in rickshaws

Attempting to break free of our Delhi funk, we decided to try to hop in a rickshaw and go pay a visit to the city's famed Red Fort. Of course, in subcontinental travel, things are never as straightforward as you...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 20, 2005 04:41 PM
Category: India

January 19, 2005

Dodgy Bros. Hotel

We find ourselves in Delhi now, after another overnight train trip (much more pleasant than the last since we've purchased thick woollen blankets!) Maybe I've hit a travel slump, or maybe it's Delhi - but the city's just not working...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 19, 2005 05:13 PM
Category: India

Strangers on a train - foreigner-style

On the Second Class Sleeper train from Varanasi to New Delhi, there are five of us foreigners here in a set of six bunk beds. Our motley crew consists of two French, one Korean, two Australians, topped off by one...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 19, 2005 11:35 AM
Category: India

January 18, 2005

Varanasi visuals: City of death, City of life

Each morning in Varanasi we'd step out of our hotel room and on to a balcony that overlooked the following:...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 18, 2005 06:22 PM
Category: India

January 17, 2005

Varanasi on Prozac

Well, no, not really ... but it felt that way, in a Peter D Kramer 'better than well' sort of a sense. It was our first full day's exploration of the old city and the ramshackle way it tumbles down...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 17, 2005 11:05 PM
Category: India

January 16, 2005

Welcome to the Training Academy of Geniuses

At the start of Life of Pi, Yann Martel says something like (and here I paraphrase wildly), 'before I went to India I knew very little about it, except that they used words like "bamboozle".' Reading that statement here in...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 16, 2005 07:36 PM
Category: India

January 15, 2005

Fight touts - and win!

It had to happen, and happen it did. As soon as we reached Varansi in fact. The touts and the scamsters sensed us coming (either that or they just looked at our backpacks ... I can't be sure which ...)...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 15, 2005 08:58 PM
Category: India

January 14, 2005

Cautionary tale of a Second Class virgin

We arrived in Varanasi this morning chilled to the bone. Our own stupid fault, for certain. But horrible nonetheless. In Calcutta, we had booked tickets on an overnight train to Varanasi, happily signing up for a 14-and-a-half hour ride in...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 14, 2005 09:17 PM
Category: India

January 13, 2005

Conversations on the way to a pilgrimage

I think we experienced a quintessential 'Indian conversation' today: bamboozling; impressive; surreal. I was worried before arriving in India that my complete lack of cricketing knowledge would be frowned upon, proving to be both a conversation-stopper and an affront to...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 13, 2005 06:49 PM
Category: India

My guru says No Newspapers

The evil rats-with-wings that were sharing our room last night went on to have a primitive, avian orgy above our heads as we tried to sleep in the Calcutta gloom. Needless to say, the new day today brought new accommodation...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 13, 2005 11:59 AM
Category: India

January 11, 2005

Struggling not to say 'Black Hole of ...'

Having arrived in Calcutta, I'm all mixed up - which is probably as it should be. The first day of India has already confounded me in both good and bad ways....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 11, 2005 04:52 PM
Category: India

January 10, 2005

When the exotic and the everyday collide

A few days ago, I wrote an entry (Of strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff) explaining that many of my earliest travel associations are not to do with the act of travelling itself. Instead, I think that many...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 10, 2005 03:34 PM
Category: Travel thoughts and whimsy

Squeaky-shoed children

I will endeavour to get a picture to illustrate this little declaration of love - it shouldn't be too hard, because my guesthouse is dominated by tiny kids wearing squeaky shoes - but in the meantime, my words will have...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 10, 2005 01:37 PM
Category: Asia is easy to love

January 09, 2005

Why cricket scares me

Only two days now until we fly to Calcutta - surreal, yet exciting! But one thing keeps bugging me: I know nothing about the great game of cricket. How this happened without my being forced to surrender my Australian citizenship...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 9, 2005 01:25 PM
Category: India

Confessions of an ex-Maccas chick

Before I begin, allow me to divulge some interests I have in this material: I've seen Supersize Me, and I thought it was pretty darn great. I've also personally worked at McDonald's (hey, it was the mid-90s and I was...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 9, 2005 12:52 AM
Category: Food - the weird, the wonderful, the just plain tasty

January 08, 2005

But EVERY day is Children's Day ...

Never again will parents in the west be able to say, 'But every day is Children's Day ...' when their ankle-biters demand to know why there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but no Children's day. Courtesy of this...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 8, 2005 11:30 AM
Category: Thailand

January 07, 2005

Farang is a state of being

It is entirely possible to visit Thailand and to learn only one word - farang. Farang can be used perjoratively ('birdshit farang' is a popular colloquialism for backpackers), or as a neutral description, but it usually refers to Caucasian foreigners....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 7, 2005 09:59 PM
Category: Thailand

January 06, 2005

Of strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff

As is not uncommon, there wasn't a huge amount of overseas travel in my childhood. Australia can be an expensive place to leave, and our island status means that trips abroad are officially a Big Deal....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 6, 2005 10:49 PM
Category: Travel thoughts and whimsy

Air Chicken

We have to make a decision, Andrew and I. How the heck are we gonna get to Calcutta from Bangkok? The choice should be simple, really: Thai Airways costs about $60 AUD more per ticket than does Druk Air. But...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 6, 2005 09:46 PM
Category: Thailand

Elephants and Bacardi don't mix

Last night was a fabulous Bangkok evening, mainly because of great company and good conversation. Adding to the evening's impact, though, was the fact that we saw a fully-grown elephant making a left-hand turn in hardcore city traffic....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 6, 2005 08:38 PM
Category: Thailand

January 04, 2005

India in my mind

Just to be clear - India hasn't happened yet. Not for us. But what I'm struck by is the way that it's swirling about in my mind without me even being there....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 4, 2005 10:57 PM
Category: India

January 03, 2005

In praise of gadgets

I can't think of the word 'gadget' without thinking of my grandmother, Gee. In my mind's-ear, Gee has always used the word gadget quite liberally and with enthusiasm, and it may designate anything from a computer mouse to a TV...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 3, 2005 07:02 PM
Category: Travel thoughts and whimsy

A reflection on seven months of travel

Seven months on the road have now passed, and I have been thinking a lot about what that's meant. In some respects, the RTW trip has been as I expected, but it's mostly far exceeded anything I could have foreseen....

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Posted by Tiffany on January 3, 2005 05:40 PM
Category: Travel thoughts and whimsy

January 02, 2005

In which I rail against our hotel

Okay, I am irritated. More than that, I have a bad, bad taste in my mouth that won't go away. Following close on the heels of the great food poisoning incident of 2004, we now have its evil twin: the...

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Posted by Tiffany on January 2, 2005 07:19 PM
Category: Thailand
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