We have 2 days in London before we fly to Egypt. I've really been trying to catch up for the last few weeks but (excuses time) the dog ate my homework. I have been writing stories.... just not posting them, cause net time is net money and if you read on you'll find out how busy we have been and how expensive it is over here. We've now entered the smelly scabby backpacker stage of the tour and have been sleeping on couches since we ran out of "spanking money" (the pounds we made at The Spanker). I will spend the next 2 days typing my poor little fingers to the bone for your reading pleasure (or lack thereof). The show must go on.