I’ve had a facial hair related disaster. I’ve been looking pretty bad lately so decided to treat myself to having my fringe cut and eyebrows threaded. Went into a shop and a mad Iranian woman cut all my fringe off, yanked my head into various unnatural directions and then accused me of needing a haircut […]

Yesterday was Canada Day and everyone was out getting walloped except me, who was stuck in bed the whole day with a cold. Only left my pit to shuffle down the corridor to the bathroom, feeling – and probably looking – like a 100 year old hunchback. Everyone else was out dressed in red & white, […]