My Nationality Personality
Where do you fit in best?
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” (the latter)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It’s football…. not soccer.
Total = 2
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 0
Polish
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pyerogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[x] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
Total = 0
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap. (not all rap though)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 4
Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] you like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (depends on where the storm is)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 7
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (but only with Peanut Butter ie. Reese’s Pieces!)
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5’4″. (5’$ and ½” BABY!)
Total = 4
Canadian
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (it’s more of a ‘hey’)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 5
French
[x] You like french toast
[ ] You love wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 6
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You’ve been to more then 5 states
[x] You’re lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at walmart. (I refuse!)
total= 1
According to this, what nationality are YOU? Take your top 2 highest scores.
Holy Crap!! I’m Asian-French
Bertha