Karakol to Kashgar, Part Three
Thursday, August 4th, 2005All along the way, apparently from Sary Tash onwards, there were trucks hauling scrap metal – rusty scrap metal to be precise – from Kyrgyzstan to China. Apparently one of these 40 ton loads is worth $5000. One poor bastard had the side of one of his trailers collapse and his load had been dumped on the road.
Adjacent to the border is a trucker’s hostel where much of this scrap metal sits. Truckers gather here in the evening to await the re-opening of the border in the morning. As did we.
We were able to secure a room. We investigated the local store, which sold all the essentials – candy, booze and smokes. Nothing else. Not even water. The entire place was quite surreal. Rusting metal in heaps everywhere, bored people living in rusted trailers either wandering aimlessly or getting hammered. The ochre river and barren mountains provided the backdrop. It was like we’d been dropped onto the set of a sci-fi movie about a forgotten Mars colony.
The toilets here were uniquely bad. Typical squatters, but the lights didn’t work so even in broad daylight you couldn’t see what you were doing. And they reeked not of the expected unmentionable effluvia but of ammonia – suffocatingly so. My poor lungs were not having a good day.
At dinner, we arranged transport over the border to an equivalent speck on the map on the Chinese side. From there, we’d arrange transport to Kashgar.
In the morning, our driver was a no-show, so we walked through customs and the Kyrgyz exit control. The Germans had hiked into Kyrgyzstan from Kazakhstan and they had not received an entry stamp. I’d heard this before, about the border post near Karakol not giving stamps. A token bribe was required for the authorities to overlook this. There is a no-man’s land of 7km between the Kyrgyz exit post and the Chinese post. You are not allowed to walk so we were forced to hand over our remaining som (about $2) to a border guard to have him force some trucks to take us. I was first up, and found myself on a very slow truck with an ineffective driver.
We were passed by many trucks, but surprisingly not by the Germans, who ended up with our no-show from the morning. After 45 minutes, another check and a couple of long, meaningless stops we got in the queue for the Chinese side. There was a gate 100m away. For the next four hours.
You see, while in theory the Chinese guards are supposed to work in the morning, they decided not to bother, showing up only after lunch. At this point my driver had allowed several other trucks to pass us, despite my passport having been checked and cleared twice. The Great Wait continued. I read my new China guide extensively. With most of the other trucks now past the gate, we found ourselves at the front of the line. And went nowhere.
There are a couple of tanks on display on the Chinese side. Very scary ones, too. So scary that when it started to rain the soldiers ran and put them under tarps. Tanks that can’t handle a bit of rain are not so high on the intimidation scale, if you ask me.
The hours dragged on. Numerous passport checks were conducted. I’ll spare you the gories but suffice to say by the time my passport was actually stamped and I was free to go I was in a state of advanced stupefaction. Better still, the Germans were nowhere to be found.
A tout had a shared taxi to Kashgar ready to go. But I decided to hold up my end and wait, as I would not have wanted to be abandoned. While I waited, every man in uniform that passed by decided that he needed to see my passport, even though I was already free and clear. One of them graciously decided to practice his X-ray machine skills on my bag, nuking it for a full five minutes. It read “Film Safe”, but this still worried me.
After nearly an hour, the Germans arrived, having been subject to much delay earlier. We were able to arrange transport fairly smoothly.
The transport itself was absolute hell. We’d been dazzled by the sparkling new Mitsubishi. It had been a while since we’d seen a car with airbags, a CD player, and rear selt belts. We talked money, sure, but we forget about the little details.
One fun game travellers to Central Asia play is “guess which one is our driver”. We lost, as it was the third person to get behind the wheel. Then the dreaded “extra passenger” climbed in – a large Chinese who I can most politely describe as being ***faced. If only that were sufficient. The driver was a Chinese lady and this guy stumbled into the back seat. They proceeded to have a multi-hour conversation in the subdued, hushed tones and elegant pontificatory style that the Chinese are famous for. Did China’s famous poets – did Confucius himself – really talk like this? In addition, the music was blaring, and the vents were open so the mountain air could penetrate our bones.
The driver was actually the antithesis of the stereotypical Chinese woman driver. But make no mistake, she was equally incompetent. More so, really. The stereotype drives like she’s never been to drivng school This one drove like she’d never operated a motorized vehicle before.
Kashgar is 280km from the border and she took nearly five hours to get there. For once in Central Asia, the roads were immaculate. But this woman drove 60 the whole way, in places where most of us would have been going in the 80-100 range. She was completely unable to deal with the following: passing trucks, being passed, other vehicles in general, livestock, turns, cracks, minor potholes and patches, bridges, butterflies, bumblebees and rocks at the side of the road. She approached hairline fractures as though they were railway ties. A patch of dirt necessitated a complete stop. Wide, sweeping curves were hairpin mountain bends to her. I know what cautious is, and this wasn’t it. This was a complete and total lack of confidence and ability. Oh, and just because every fish and burnt raisin cake must have its vegemite and goat head icing, she spent half the time jibber-jabbering on her cellphone, with the requisite swerving and irrational, unpredictable speed changes.
My brain was siphoned of all positive thought by the time we pulled into Kashgar.