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True Friends
March 29th, 2006Are you tired of those sissy-ass “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of pro! mises that actually speak of true friendship:
- When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
- When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
- When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
- When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
- When you are confused — I will use little words.
- When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
- When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
- This is my oath….. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask; “because you are my friend”.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Remember…….A good friend will help you move…..a REALLY good friend will help you move a body…….let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
When Dinosaurs Attack!
March 8th, 2006
Was great to be able to hang out with long-time BootsnAll friend, Jenn ‘Tortuga’. We went to Laughing Planet for some awesome organic burritos and Sean took this photo of us being ridiculous.
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World Cup in Germany: Beer & Football
December 15th, 2005Living here in the US (Portland, OR), I’ve quickly become ingrained to watching the big US sports on TV. NFL, baseball, college football, NBA. It’s very easy to forget to check in on the Australian sports I grew up with – cricket, rugby, rugby league, aussie rules, lawn bowls (seriously!).
But even more so, I forget to check what’s going on in the soccer world – a sport I played and really enjoy watching. Which is why I’m super-excited about the upcoming World Cup in Germany next June/July. It’s going to be all footy, all the time. Australia has qualified for the first time since I was born and although they most likely won’t progress far, I’m just stoked they’re going to be there.
But I’m also still pinching myself that I am going to be there too. Some long term vision and plenty of drive from Sean has ensured that the BootBoyz will be watching the Beautiful Game from pubs, stadiums and street parties across Germany.
Naturally we’ll be writing about the event and trying to provide all the news about what’s going on over there. We’re joined by fellow football nut, Bob, who will be leading the charge to make World Cup Blog the best resource on one of the world’s biggest sporting events.
Travelling to Jellystone
October 10th, 2000Going to Yellowstone this summer – can’t bloody wait!
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