Free trip to Freeport
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006I’m back from what is without a doubt the shortest trip abroad I’ve ever taken. I’m not even sure if “abroad” is the best word to use, considering I’ve traveled farther for an afternoon of shopping, but The Bahamas is still a separate country, even if they didn’t stamp my passport when I passed through the empty customs hall.
I had to wake up painfully early yesterday morning to get to Port Everglades by 6:30. It wouldn’t have been quite so bad, except I’d been woken up by a kitten jumping on my face and hadn’t managed to get back to sleep. When I got to the port it took a while to get through check-in and I was seriously regretting not having stopped off at Starbucks on the way over. By the time I made it through the first enormous line I had a headache, by the time I made it through the second I had a migraine, and by the time I actually made it onboard and to the breakfast buffet I was prepared to physically assault a waiter if I didn’t get my coffee cup filled within two seconds.