Anyone who grew up in New Jersey, as I did, will love this-

Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of 6 Models of Limited
Edition Barbie Dolls for the New Jersey Market :

Livingston Barbie- This princess Barbie is only sold
at the Short Hills Mall. She comes with Kenneth Cole
4-inch clunky shoes, an assortment of Kate Spade handbags and a
Mercedes-Benz stretch limo. Options include tummy tuck,
face lift and a workaholic Ken.

Newark Barbie- This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun,
a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and
tinted windows.

Hoboken Barbie- This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
car or a souped up Hummer 2, which cruises until 2:00 am.

Caldwell Barbie- This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the
Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full
time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.

South Jersey Barbie- This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light
and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass
when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper
stickers.

PLUS....

Belmar/Seaside Barbie- This gum-chewing, Trans-Am driving, Barbie
still has not learned that you can't wear "white" pumps and walk on the
boardwalk without your heel falling between the boards while you chase
your Italian gold-chain wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark colored
lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly nude color or no fill-in at
all.
Her ensemble includes low-rise flared colored jeans with assorted
colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there
see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and
BIG.
Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and Springsteen
CD's, Big can of Stiff Stuff Hair Spray, 9 prepaid tanning sessions,
mirrored heart key-chain (won on the boardwalk) engraved with your
Italian boyfriend's name.