Yes, it has happened. Two vampire Mayers on the beach IN BIKINIS at once, and we have tan lines. :)

After a long LONG ride from Ayutthaya to Bangkok to Surat Thani to Ao Nang, we have arrived at the beach. The bus ride wasn't too bad, especially since the first movie they played was The Two Towers. I know, such losers. To entertain myself the rest of the way I read the companion to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles.

On a different note, we also are having some interesting health "issues." Vanessa is bunged up while I have the opposite problem. After she's been chugging coffee, eating prunes, and munching on fruit, no action. I've been nibbling on the fruit and got the reverse effect. So, basically, Vanessa eats and I shit out the food. It's really a bonding sister event. Poop osmosis.

Finally today, being the 7th day after she last "rumbled" we went to the pharmacy where the clerk giggled when she heard the dilemma. RIght as she was ringing up the order, some weird long haired guy stops Vanessa to get a photo of her spider tattoo. I bet she never thought she'd be in a Thai resort town pharmacy, buying laxatives, and some dude would want to photograph her. Go figure.