A Bus Adventure, As Usual
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009You all know that I have all the luck when it comes to getting myself into awkward situations with some of the most odd-ball people on the face of the earth–exhibit A: My flight home from New Zealand where the guy turned to me and asked me if we were going to die that night and told me that I look like Stuart Delgado (still no clue who he was talking about) or Exhibit B: The African guy with blood-shot eyes on my train to Riva Del Garda who got up from his seat EVERYTIME the train stopped and tapped me on the shoulder and asked, “We at Trento?!?!”. Anyway, I got on a bus from Rijeka, Croatia to Split, an 8 hour trip. I had two seats all to myself until Zadar when a woman got on and asked if the seat was free in Croatian. I reluctantly said yes, hiding my mild contempt with a smile and a nod. We pulled out of the station and not ten minutes later my neighbor’s head was bobbing and jolting with the movements of the bus. Then her shoulder dug into my arm, her head tilted down to awkwardly rest on my shoulder, and light snoring sounds began drifting into my left ear. No matter how abruptly the bus driver applied the breaks or turned the corner in a favorable direction, so that her head might jerk the other way and wake her so that she could realize our intimate proximity and mutter, “Oh, excuse me!” in Croatian. I didn’t know whether to hold my ground and protect my personal space from further intrustion with a hard nudge or to retreat towards the window. But with the latter, she might have come further in my direction and have left me a pancake against the window. I thought, “Great…we’re only halfway through the trip and I’m going to have to deal with this all the way to Split.” I attempted to keep reading my book but, of course, kept having my concentration broken. What was strange about the whole situation was that everytime the bus stopped to pick up more passengers she instinctively woke up and turned and asked them if she was at such-and-such a stop. They would reply, “No, not yet,” and my personal war with the obviously seriously sleep-deprived woman would begin again. Luckily, she got off at the second stop after awakening through what I perceived as habit, leaving me to wonder how often she unabashedly relies on a stranger’s shoulder to carry her between stops.